banned for lq

Banned by the token fruit. And for fear of flowers, female masturbation, and/or yeast infections.

banned for color tinted glass

banned for I fer none of those. And why is it token? I have a louquat tree. Turtles like the frut and I make preserves from it.

banned for getting the stars out

banned for my typing went to shit on my last post.

Banned because I'm the token fruit in this insane excuse for a thread. Or are you actually young enough not to have heard queer men called fruits?

Banned again because all this fruit talk has made me forget the name of the uncommon citrus in my yard that's good for some old cocktail recipes and a sort of marmalade preserve. They're almost cumquats, but they aren't loquats. Damn my unreliable brain... 

banned for not remembering your citrus.

And I forgot you're gay. It's not something that comes up a lot, so I really don't think about it.

Banned for tomatoes.

banned for using betty

Banned for saying using, it's channeling....

Banned for forgetting fried green tomatoes the dish and Fried Green Tomatoes the film.

That film reference is more queer stuff, but the fried fruit dish is well worth trying also. No worries about forgetting I'm the token homo. It's actually a sign of progress, but the struggle is far from over so uppity folks like me need to, well, be uppity now and then. 

Uh huh. Have fun with that.

banned for I know the film. Not a fan of the fruit.

banned for filming

Banned for being a Ryat

banned for being a "Native American"

banned for he's a Mutant Native American

banned for mutating all of us

banned for it will happen when I release the FEV.

Banned for hatin on muties

Banned for I like Vampyres.

Banned for remembering the days when vampires were actual vampires.

Banned for instead of the stuff they made yesterday. It's so sad...I won't say it's name. Fear of lightning striking... Indeed

I think it's for girls. I am a girl but, eeww I hate sappy stuff... Give me high octane sci-fi like Transformers and proceed to rip their throats open for it.

banned for blithering

Banned for wanting horrible movies such as Transformers (or at least when Michael Bay makes them)