Banned for mentioning the 1%. 

Banned because the problem with class warfare is that in either direction it's always so 1-sided. If we could just get the top 49% and bottom 49% at each other's throats, there'd be a ton of resources for the instigators to hoover up afterward.

Banned because class conflict is inevitable in capitalist systems and there are more than two 'directions' involved. 

All that "class warfare" talk is just more offensive gas emissions from people who can't tell a Marxist from a Keynesian. This thread needs to get back to practical matters, like etiquette for farting in a shared bed.

Banned for dutch oven.

Banned for confusing slang with etiquette.

Banned for another horrible Yoga practice.

banned for making me feel dumb.

banned for banning

banned for banning myself

Banned for posting three times in a row. I ban you all for giving really unoriginal reasons for bans. How many people are even still playing?

Banned for #1.

Banned for asking dumb questions. 

Banned because I thought the shit arising thing was pretty damned funny. Never saw that noun-verb pair before. 

Banned because I think it's kind of amusing regularly. As a garund, it's hilarious.

banned for garands are usually hilarious. They go boom, someone's head disappears, everyone has a hearty laugh. Well, except the guy who can't laugh anymore.

Banned because Kalashnikovs are sturdier, and because no one's ever been killed by a fart. Uppity farts arising to claim their power, those might be dangerous.  

It's sturdier in that it has so much play that it can be made of or turned into crap, and still fire. But you don't hit as much with it. It was the product of a totally different time anyway.

And M1s were sturdier than most American weapons serviced before and after, so I'm cool.

Banned for I do wonder if a fart has really killed anyone... I know it maimed once.

banned for it can but it required to be in high concentrations in a small area

Eat lots of beans and cabbage and hide a sealed closet.

banned for does it count if said fart ignites?

Banned for passing gaseous anomalies......

banned for going green.

banned for banning cow farts

Leading cause of Methane increase in atmosphere.

Really...

Banned for I think you got the cows beat, Haven't yet see Bessie hiding in the closet readying a WMD....

Banned because you just don't have a closet in Ohio.

banned for attempting to put me in Ohio

Its cold enough in AZ right now, I ain't going to Ohio to freeze even more.