Banned for I know people from Kansas... rough deal, man. Could be worse, you could be from Utah.

banned for my wife is from Utah

Enough said.

Banned because that is definitely more than enough.

Banned for being rude.

The Admiral

Banned for etiquette judging.

ahh, Kansas, where you can watch your dog run away.....for a week!

Banned for watching dogs run for weeks on end.

Kansas is actually one long sloping hill. You just don't notice it.

The Admiral

banned for Kansas if flatter than a pancake

Banned for it's a giant sloping pancake.

The Admiral

banned for losing your syrup

Banned because I can't believe it's not butter.

banned for marginally funny

banned for it's so bad I actually smiled.

Yes, it's as flat as a table, but two of the legs are short. Leave your parking break off for a week and you'll find yourself in Oklahoma.

banned for Okie country

Banned for there's a reason it was late in becoming a state. It was where the Indians would throw their rotting moccasins.

banned for my family came from there

Banned because my family came from Albania. So quit whining.

Banned because I'm from Utah, that must make me a bad person...

banned for Albania at least has a history

Banned for Albania has definitely seen worse times than Oklahoma... except if you ask the Comanche.

You first generation American, Scout?

edit: Love that, Ryat! Ain't it great when you can admit your hometown wasn't all it was cracked up to be?

Banned because hometown-hating is fun!

And I'm 2nd-generation, actually.

Banned for you can't complain too much about Albania. You're just far enough along to put it under the category of 'lineage'.

I'm 3rd generation coming out of Germany (on one side anyways).

Banned 'cause I'm like 15th generation... >_> (My family's been here since the 1700s)

Banned for on one side I have only 3 or 4 generations (from Germany ironically) and on the other 15 generations (from England)

I'm a mutt.

Banned because I'm 1/64th black.

Banned for being black...