Banned because one person's sloth is another person's efficiency. Gotta love/hate that problem of the commons... 

banned for I don't know if I have to love it.

But then I have my slovenly days.

banned in stereo                                                                            banned in stereo

Banned in 5.1 surround sound   Banned in 5.1 surround sound   Banned in 5.1 surround sound

                                                                Banned in 5.1 surround sound

Banned in 5.1 surround sound                                                      Banned in 5.1 surround sound

Banned for spacing to much.

The Admiral

Banned because it's all about proper spacing.

banned for that sounds like a song title

Banned because it sounds like a

banned by the letter "A"

Banneed byy the lettter ""BB"

banned for double letter score

Banned for Triple Letter Score.

I once spelled "Zoolegy" for a lot of points. I remember the misspelling because no one caught it.

Epic fail.

banned for I won a game of chess like that. My opponent had one way out, but he didn't see it, nor did the two spectators.

Banned because I beat a chessmaster who didn't see my rook.

He might have been going easy on me, I don't know. I stink at chess.

banned for I too beat a chessmaster as well

Admittedly he was playing 12 of us at the time and won 11 of the games.

Banned for being the odd one out.

banned for I have always been odd

though never out

Banned because being odd is fun, but being out is not.

banned for I'm always on the out, but there's plenty of leg room there!

Banned because my computer randomly decided to give me bold text.

I promise that I didn't touch the bolding button.

I started the ban and it decided to give me bold. Why is that?

banned for not checking for bold

Banned for bolding the check.

banned in the most inflammatory way possible

banned for NSAIDS.

banned for acronyms