Banned for needing a scrutiner.

banned for being weird.

Put away all that technology and get out your calculator? Man, you kids are spoiled...

Banned 'cause I just got a calculator for my birthday.

I went through calculus without a calculator. (Granted, to say something to blunt the impressiveness,  I had to borrow one to use on test day.)

Banned for getting a lame present, and sucking at math =D

Banned because is that ammo on your belt?

Banned for having schools that let you use calculators in class and on tests. That wasn't allowed when I was in school and I'm only 23.

Banned for being 23. When I went to school, pencils weren't allowed invented. We had to use sticks and clay tablets.

Banned for being an old timer

banned for when I went to school, we had to walk uphill, through snow, both ways!

Nah, I get doing some of the hardest stuff with a calculator, but most classes I knew made you sweat for your grade. Mind you, I suck at math.

banned for math sucking

I sucked at English (in case you hadn't noticed) but loved math.

Banned because I was good at both, but I'm horrible at art, PE, and home ec (or as the politically correct like to call it, "Life Skills")

banned for not being skilled at life.

I find that particular set of debilitations funny. Anything lacking physical effort or overly structured you get. Otherwise, problem.

banned for pity

Banned 'cause you need to not have pity on those who don't need it.

banned for he can survive the zombie apocalypse by making an army of little machines wielding guns and machetes!

banned for forgetting the harvesters

banned for he could just build us the equipment we need.

And being able to use a gun might not hurt.

Hey, Scout, you a good shot?

Banned because whatever I can see, I can shoot.

But really, I'm a better pilot than anything else, if HALO is any indication.

Banned because Halo is a bad indication.

banned for I'm inclined to agree. If you build something remote controlled, that would be one thing, but being behind the wheel is another.

Okay, you can shoot and build things. That's a good start really. I have a design for anti-personnel rocket. Combine that with a predator type flyer and we might be in business.

banned 'cause my aunt works for Boeing in Arizona. She can get you an Apache helicopter for good prices.

Banned because Don't Stop Believing is not by any means a bad song. But everybody uses it, so now every time I hear it I want to gouge my own eardrums out.

Banned for eardrum suicide.

Banned for banning someone.

Banned for a fruit salad.