Banned for stream of consciuosness. And because I am writing with my keyboard. And my crazy aunt is coming here in less than three hours. And I hate motivational speaking. And positive thinking is a lie. And I like to study conspiracy theories as a distraction. And coffee tastes aweful. And my allergies are acting up again.

Banned for all these things you said, which I am too lazy to write them one by one.

Also, banned for writing in just 1 paragraph, like there is no enter key.

Banned, just banned I say!

banned for being lazy

banned for banning someone for being lazy.  i mean if your going to ban someone ban them for a good reason or at least of every reason that they gave you.  but to just ban someone for being lazy while being lazy that is just plain being lazy.  so i guess i have to ban you for being lazy too.  well i am at it i might was well ban you for ryating on laziness.  also going to have to ban you for being anti garfield.

banned for excessive pontification

Banned for banning excessive pontificationess.

Banned because nobody got my Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

Banned because I wasn't here to get it.

:ninja:-Twilight Storm

banned for I got it, just couldn't ban on it in time

love that series of books

Banned for loving a series. Mathophile!!!

Banned for I dont need a reason to ban you.

Banned for banning without a reason.

Banned for needing a reason.

Banned because my crazy aunt is here and she took us out to lunch at one of the worse resteraunts in the area and I had forgotten how much she TALKS and how BORING her topics of conversation are, so I will take out my hatred on you because the lunch was supposed to be a birthday preasant (dispite the fact that my birthday was a month ago) and I have to be extra nice to her.

Banned for not just telling it like it is to your crazy aunt. Seriously, I've got a grandmother who's absolutely batty and I'd tell it to her face if I had to. Although, she does practically shuns us.

Banned in case your grandmother was online and saw that comment.

Banned because my grandma can barely use a computer for anything more than playing e-board-games, let alone browsing a forum.

Banned because my gradma barely even knows what a computer is.

banned for having a grad that doesnt know what a computer is.

Banned because you really should ban the grandma, not him.

My parents are taking my aunt (and me!) to the faculty club at OSU (my dad works there) for some sort of three-hour long party... and right in the middle of spring break. She also kicked me out of my room, forcing me to sleep in Dad's home-office room tonight (which has a hideously uncomfortable couch), and since I can't point out to her that she is a lunatic who has no function in society but to mess the rest of us up I will ban you instead.

Banned for not being able to tell your aunt that she is a lunatic who has no function in society.

Also Banned because "I need something more, to keep on breathing for, so give me something to believe".

Banned if you don't know what that's from (I only halfway know and it's probably wrong anyway ).

Banned cuz sometimes my grandmother used to come and live with us on occassion....And now I wish I would've ask more about her childhood, just any stories at all really. Cuz it's who ultimately I am.

I AM JUST GOING TO BAN THE DAY.  WEDNESDAY IS BANNED FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER.

Ugh. Banned because I jsut got back from the party I mentioned eariler. EXCRUCIATING!!!!!!!