I Almost Sh*t Myself Today...

Don't Yell Cuss Words in the Hall!!!

from JoeUser Forums
Well, the story starts out with me walking to band class...the last period of the day and these Junior High kids were walking by and insulted one of my fellow band members by saying, "Watch it four-eyes." very lame, I know....so a few seconds later I shouted "Go F*ck Yourself!" and it just so happened that our assistant band director/elementary music teacher was no more the 3 to 5 feet behind me. Needless to say I almost freaked but was relieved to see her laugh about it and not say anything about it to "higher" powers....so I breathed a sigh of relief, though I was still a bit shaken up.

The moral of this story is: Look around before swearing really loudly, unless you're feeling lucky.

Well, till next time....this has been your favorite blogger(Yep my ego need its day in the sun too),
~Zoo
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha! those moments are kodak.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Way to go zoo! How could you do that. I bet that if you would just try cutting back on the cussing you wouldn't have that problem.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Brandon...come on, you know I swear like a sailor...but I have to keep it in all the time around teachers and people's parents....and mine for the f-word and b-word...so, I have to let it out once in awhile....I just wish I picked a better time...

~Zoo
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
The moral of this story is: Look around before swearing really loudly, unless you're feeling lucky.


man do I feel lucky today.......
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
man do I feel lucky today.......


...that's how I felt today...and mostly everyday.

~Zoo
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
LoL....I had to yell at kids for using fowl language several times today. I usually say "I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that, but if I hear another word...off to the principal's you go!"
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
SHAUN!!!

Dude I'd be freaking out big time. Ugh, that'd be scary. That's awesome that she laughed. You do swear like a sailor too, it's even too much for Elam!!!

fowl language


DUCK, SWAN, GOSLING!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
fowl languageDUCK, SWAN, GOSLING!


You know...I was going to do that....then I thought...nah....but, funny nonetheless...

~Zoo
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Shaun....Brandon is right. You should cut back on the swearing.....

~carebear~