Amish Superheros: The New Frontier
but first a haiku...
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Well, my friend Andy or "appledong"(LOL)....has sprung?, sprained?...whichever his ankle again and as we were discussing it yesterday a haiku popped into my head and now I present it to you:
Ankle twitches pain
Hurts like a motherfucker
It itches also
Anyway, back to the acutal article...this is a movie title that a few companions on the morning bus ride and myself have made up with inspiration from the great Pablo Francisco. It stars Amish people abducted by aliens and then they gain superpowers after returning to Earth. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be the star because....well it'd be awesome. The premise is that they save the world with some Amish related powers and without the use of modern technology. Strange I know, but what do you expect at 7:30AM on a freakin' bus.....
{Possible Quotes from the movie}
"Jebidiah, thou hast to get out of here....RUN!!!!"
"No, no...they have burnt thy barn Sarah....it's time for them to die."
"Thank God for thee and thy ultimate butter churning ability."
"I'll see thee in Hell!"
Ok, well...as you can tell, I need some sleep and stop thinking of stupid things so early in the morning...perhaps more caffeine will cure me...eh, whatever....Hope you guys got a bit of a laugh...
~Zoo
Ankle twitches pain
Hurts like a motherfucker
It itches also
Anyway, back to the acutal article...this is a movie title that a few companions on the morning bus ride and myself have made up with inspiration from the great Pablo Francisco. It stars Amish people abducted by aliens and then they gain superpowers after returning to Earth. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be the star because....well it'd be awesome. The premise is that they save the world with some Amish related powers and without the use of modern technology. Strange I know, but what do you expect at 7:30AM on a freakin' bus.....
{Possible Quotes from the movie}
"Jebidiah, thou hast to get out of here....RUN!!!!"
"No, no...they have burnt thy barn Sarah....it's time for them to die."
"Thank God for thee and thy ultimate butter churning ability."
"I'll see thee in Hell!"
Ok, well...as you can tell, I need some sleep and stop thinking of stupid things so early in the morning...perhaps more caffeine will cure me...eh, whatever....Hope you guys got a bit of a laugh...
~Zoo
