I wish I was still active duty......
The trouble you can create...
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This link is to skippy's list of things they can no longer do in the Army....I cracked up....especially #145 and 146
I would add the following. (note: only some are personal...)
Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you.
Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients.
Don't ever get caught with a screwdriver in your hand after the XO's desk spontaniously fell apart....
Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qualities written on them at DLI)
Don't tell your PSG, "I quit" and throw your M-16 at him.
Don't shoot your bb gun at formations out your barracks window and then say, "I didn't think I would really hit anyone."
Don't mock the guys in fat boy PT
Don't whistle ad yell, "who wears short shorts?" at Marines in formation.
Don't run in circles around the Air Force "motivational runs" and laugh
Don't steal the Air Force guidon's for PT
Don't glue the PSG's coffee pot to the coffee maker.....
Never claim to be praying when you are caught sleeping on duty
So, I was wondering what things you would put on this list........
This link is to skippy's list of things they can no longer do in the Army....I cracked up....especially #145 and 146
I would add the following. (note: only some are personal...)
Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you.
Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients.
Don't ever get caught with a screwdriver in your hand after the XO's desk spontaniously fell apart....
Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qualities written on them at DLI)
Don't tell your PSG, "I quit" and throw your M-16 at him.
Don't shoot your bb gun at formations out your barracks window and then say, "I didn't think I would really hit anyone."
Don't mock the guys in fat boy PT
Don't whistle ad yell, "who wears short shorts?" at Marines in formation.
Don't run in circles around the Air Force "motivational runs" and laugh
Don't steal the Air Force guidon's for PT
Don't glue the PSG's coffee pot to the coffee maker.....
Never claim to be praying when you are caught sleeping on duty
So, I was wondering what things you would put on this list........
Their shorts crack me up. Funny stuff, lifehappens.
