Pun Intended

better avoid this one if you've got a weak stomach.......

from JoeUser Forums
Got out you pun-cil? Ready to risk the pun-itentary by breaking the punal code? Bring it on. This one's all about the play on words. Got a fish pun? Here's your chance to use it.........on porpoise. Go on, don't be shellfish. Otherwise we'll all be crabby and I'll get steamed............You get the idea, any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever, but fair warning, if ya mess with me, don't bother calling the cods, you're going to need a sturgeon.................
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll just mention that posting the lyrics to "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta should be off-bounds for the porpoise of this competition.... Compared to that, everyone else would be way out of their depth.

Though (off-topic, I know) this does put me in mind of a little rhyme by some well-known 17th or 18th century author whose name I can't recall:
If ever I were punishéd
For every little pun I shed
I'd hie me to a puny shed
And there I'd hang my punnish head.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
all of this is pretty punny. huh? yeah? you get it? yeah? :::laughs hysterically:::
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll just mention that posting the lyrics to "Wet Dream" by Kip Adotta should be off-bounds for the porpoise of this competition....


any pun goes, drag out your favorites, the old standbys or whatever


ugggg........no I feel verse than before. I ode ah hang my head, haikun I ever go on.................and by the way, I how can you charge me about my depth........one more.......... just for the halibut.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I suck at puns.


Then it woul be-hoover you to practice. (dies a little on the inside from such a bad pun)