and how much

for sneak peek

like a preview

showing all the

anatomically correct parts

[unlike that gibberish fella ]

you normally wouldn't

Apparently, Uvah's not anatomically correct because he spent so much time getting bent as a teen in the age of 'Flower Power'

Uvah was the typical self-raising flou... um, flower.  He was a [self-confessed] masturbating hippy. 

not much competition

{when your a Mastur Bater}

behind the barn

[wasn't Master Bates a friend of Seaman Stains? ]

that red one

Ahoy, there are quite a few Seaman's actually, the drink, the cough drops, sailors, and stuff men can get frozen [for the future]. There's probably more but it evades me for now. 

 If I would buy a boat and take off to the sea for a ride would I be a Seawoman?   AAaarrrh

where Handy Mandy

And would you freeze some seamen for the future.... I mean later, when life on the high seas might get a bit lonely?  Aarrrggghhhh.

at the reddy

Cryongenics you mean? Well now there's something I hadn't givin any thought of. I could have quite a few just waiting for me to wake them up. What a concept.

And I would only be limited by the size of the booty I would have. Or find.    Aarrrggghhh

with KY lubricant

It's not the size of the booty you need to consider.  I mean, don't things expand when they thaw out?

oil for fun

Did I say booty? I meant bounty.  From that sunkin ship. Oar can both apply?  Oh, and expansion when thawing out is a goood thing.

in the hammock

Yeah, both can apply... it's like having your cake and eating it too.

on the roof

Or icing on the cake. }

in the sun

Or cream on the cake.

by the bay

creamed or whipped  }

belly surfing on

Getting creamed can slip but whipped lets you came back for more

old hub caps

So long as it's fresh I'm up for either.

standing up on

waves as high

unlimited access networks

in what world

and which country

in whose backyard