maxwell's silver hammer

with golden handle

and diamond crusted

leather wrist strap

worn so tightly

it cuts circulation

then turns purple

and swells beyond

safety zone help

but the paramedics

with their sirens

arrived in the

most awesome ambulance

equipped with robotic

mash emr sentients

and scalpels with

new laser guided

crosshairs with hair

eliminates zits forever

but encourages boils

behind knee caps

and on buttocks

covered with large

warts and cellulite   

that are photographed