an owls hoot

please don't polute

piddle puddles with

poodle puppy poop

without locating pooperscooper

don't forget bag

nor the matches

to burn the

aromatic waff of

putrid pooch products

on neighborhood doorsteps

forced to extinguish

the flaming bag

 with their feet

now sporting blisters

and toe jam

oops forgot shoes

but not socks 

I'm not washing'm  

refusing foot massage

gets new socks

but they are

solely wrong size

and only fit

the tiniest feet