What was the question?

Alzheimer's is contagious? 

It is??

What is?

How did i get here?

Was it the Magic Bus?

Is it the one with yellow on the side that says yellow on the side?

Isn't the magic bus the one where the kids smoked weed up the back and witnessed multiple psychedelic happenings each day on the way to school?

Didn't it say pillows included, and pillow fights allowed?

And is co-ed bed sharing allowed?

Can't see why Co and Ed wouldn't be allowed.   What with all the shenanigans going on,they'll need to sleep.... Wouldn't they?

Wouldn't the shennanigans.... um, actually be the sleeping together part?

Just curious cos I heard: "Okay, so what shennanigans are going on up here?"... as my g/f's dad came home early from the pub and I hurriedly skidaddled out her bedroom window, would you believe?

Well now that you mention it, I guess that could be so.  

And now that your responsible Grandad, you know how lucky you are to not getting caught?  haha

My first night away. My mom called the cops....

 Question: What's the difference between a shennanigan and a horizontal bee bop?

Answer: ??????????

Bees fly up and down, or horizontal in a bee hive. Or wherever, with no bop. Sorry....        Shennanigan's happen in a wagon... anigan anigan....

How sad is that?

Like do you think I'd be a grandad if I got caught???   Or a dad, for that matter?

Is a horizontal bee bop anything like a satin sheet samba?  And does it require dancing shoes?

If it's that sad, does it come with its own tears or do we have to provide them?

And if I have to cry, who's gonna bring the onions?

I'll bring the onions. But, only to put on the barbi..... haha  Are your having bbq weather to?

Don't you mean too?

Nope, I mean also... Do you know what I mean too say?

Now you're plying with me, aren't you?

Maybie, or teasing, joking, cajoling, participating, anticipating, cooperating. Which one is closer two what you thought?

If i said the one ending in "ing" would you know what i meant?

If you said what you meant would the ing still be there?

Is inging a verb or adjective?  hmm

I don't know. Have you seen my ingintionary?