You want a 'lot' rather than love in the air? Oh boy. You'll need your umbrella to fend off falling dirt and stuff.

What is the soul?

The soul is artistic, mathematical, supportive, heartless, your strength, your weakness, happy, eager, instintive, and not limited to humans.

You only get one per customer, agreed?

That is the most clarifing explanation i have ever heard. KUDOS!

i think some, may get two.

This is getting deep, huh?

 Deep and very, Well.... ?  Very fun.   

If a person was an athletic soul would he or she wear plimsouls?

Plimsouls for the souls of their feet. Now that's very creative....

And what's up with soulful eyes?

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, and the mouth is the portal to the stomach, and all other orifices have a function, why is it the poor old belly button gets to do nothing and goes nowhere?

And why are there innies and outies. And why is it some peoples never detach from their parents? {past 40 still living at home} haha

Do apron strings come in designer colors?

More to the point, why don't apron strings come with parental scissors?

And is it considered child abuse if you have to put your 40 y/o son over your knee?

Is it also time to stop breast feeding?

Got Milk?!?!?

But would it be okay if I promise not to bite?

What, I can't go there just for fun?

Two birds with one stone, dontcha know?

Birds in the bush?

Is he here too???

No, that was his cousin. Or was that his uncle?

Does his uncle have a long grey beard that has been listed as a protected wildlife habitat?

The man fron UNCLE?

Did you know that the man from UNCLE had an aunt who was from Venus?

Did you know that the aunt from Venus copulated with the man in the moon and the end result was a moonus?

Did you know that Moonus mated with Uranus and the end result was a browneye?  [Aussie for mooning]

Not a redeye? That happens too you know.

What does Peter Garret think of this?