Do ya think he worries about gettin' thumpeded?

What happened to the crash helmet I loaned him????

Maybe he lent it to someone else?

Or maybe he thought is was a peanut and ate it?

That would be a good magic trick, wouldn't it? College prank? Iron deficiency?

Can you use a magnet to retrieve it?

If you were able to retrieve it, would you really want to, being it would be all covered in stomach goo??

I'm not gonna go get it.   Anyone want to get it out of the pit?

Is this a bottomless pit... and do we need a winch?

We could go get one of them big ole electro-type magnets they use to gather up scrap metal but perhaps it may not be strong enough 'cause the bottomless pit stomach thingy is too deep?

Wouldn't you worry about iron poor blood?

We could always go to Vulcan where blood is made from copper and dontcha think the magnet will short in?

You would turn Vulcan for the cause?

Cause what?

How long is a piece of Vulcan string?

Is it this.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. long??

That's long enuf, right?

If it was any shorter would it reach your navel?

Nope but will it reach thrice (three times for the uninitiated) around to the far end of someplace?

Is someplace really that far away???

Have ya ever been there?

So you're the one who is selling bogus tickets to the far end of Someplace, and when one gets there it's actually Someplace Else?

How'd you know??

Well wasn't that you at Someplace Else... selling tickets to the point of origin at twice the price?

TWICE THE PRICE????? What're ya tryin' to do? Sell me under? Under bid my already humongously overinflated price-gougung fees? Say ... are you tryin' to muscle in on my gig? Shame on you.