Doctors vs Gun Owners

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Doctors  

    (A)   The number of physicians in the is 700,000.

    (B)   Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

    (C)   Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

 

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

 

Now think about this:

 

Guns

    (A) The number of gun owners in the is 80,000,000. (80 million)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, in all age groups is 1,500.

    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner  is  .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

 

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

 

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

 

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

 

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!!  We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just using the same logic that the anti gun nuts use.  :LOL: 
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
:LOL:
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
So what are we going to do with Dr. Guy?  :CONGRAT: 
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to wonder how gun owning doctors affect the stats.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to wonder how gun owning doctors affect the stats.
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I hope the Doc owns a gun
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
So what are we going to do with Dr. Guy?
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Take 2 winchesters and call the NRA. ;)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Take 2 winchesters and call the NRA.
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God love you sir!
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
This is obviously a "False Positive" as opposed to a "Police Positive". It doesn't figure in the number of "Accidently On Purpose" Doctor related deaths.....hmmmmmm.....you haf a Doktor Paladin77? (in a Churman/Shwarzenegger accent as in "You haf relatifs in Churmany, perhops?").

 :LOL: Bwah-hah-hah

Dr Guy: Take 2 Winchesters and call the NRA.....LOVE IT!  :CONGRAT: