What colour's YOUR handbag JU user

this ones for chiprj

from JoeUser Forums
Well i've been inspired a little with this article by Chiprj .. who is one of my favourtie bloggers on JU.

The Handbag..
Well JU user all your wildest gay fantasies are about to come true. You are going to have a handbag in my collection. LOL.. (sorry im cracking myself up as I write this article) ..

There has been a thing between my mates and myself that when we do something that is really stupid or if we think about ourselves in a stupid way, basically if either of us does something that really is dumb we get the virtual "handbag" out and add a brick to it and then start it swinging and for some of my friends their handbags are quite full. Bursting at the seams with bricks. It's also like a wake up call for us when we know we have just done something really stupid.

Now JU user ... what colour and what kind do you want your handbag to be? Find me a picture that would be even better.. and get ready for swinging handbags.. from this gay boi of JU user. LOL..

Oh and my handbag of course is Prada.. wanna take a peak..?..it's very versitile, has loads of space and most importantly can fit a hell of a lotta bricks!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I choose this one. Maybe it will even whistle when it gets swung really fast...



As close as I could find to a nice, 'brick' red handbag!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
OOOOO !! chiprj! you can even fit a brick in that hole!... ... missiles flying from chiprj's handbag......
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
OOOOO !! chiprj! you can even fit a brick in that hole!... ... missiles flying from chiprj's


That's right! You wanna run, I'll get ya at a distance...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chiprj - that handbag looks decidedly Korean to me.... Would go great with neon green shoes and purple shirt.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Would go great with neon green shoes and purple shirt.


That's so 80's! love it
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You wanna run, I'll get ya at a distance...


promises...promises..promises...
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chiprj - that handbag looks decidedly Korean to me....


It was actually the second result in the google search. Wasn't on a Korean page, but who knows...

Would go great with neon green shoes and purple shirt


Nothing like getting dressed in a dark closet...

You wanna run, I'll get ya at a distance...


promises...promises..promises...


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Mine is this:



It's just like me...red, small, but big enough to be functional...and most importantly stylish and sexy as hell!!!!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's just like me...red, small, but big enough to be functional...and most importantly stylish and sexy as hell!!!!


Very nice! And very close to 'brick' red! I'm not going to let that one die...
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma Love it! Just like I pictured it really! *starts it swinging*....

We'd look sexy You , me and chiprj walking down the main road.. ... can you just imagine it?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
And very close to 'brick' red! I'm not going to let that one die...


Honey your into this brick red... were you born in the seventies? red brick was all the fashion back then.. or is it that you want your handbag to be camoflaged amounst a whole lotta brick red places? Is this the military in you chiprj?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Honey your into this brick red... were you born in the seventies? red brick was all the fashion back then.. or is it that you want your handbag to be camoflaged amounst a whole lotta brick red places? Is this the military in you chiprj?


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's just my mental train of thought... For some reason, I wondered about the color of the handbag... that made me think of the obvious color brick red... and it just rolled from there... I was born in the 70's, though, and if the camo thing helps me sneak up on someone that needs a brickin', all the better...
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was born in the 70's, though, and if the camo thing helps me sneak up on someone that needs a brickin', all the better...


u got me thinking about a whole different strategy of handbag use..
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here's mine....

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*drool* I just LOVE bags! I'm a bags and shoes kinda girl, they ALL have to match! Anyway I think this bag is lovely, small and stylish, and a little different! Just what I like!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
aww sally the link didnt work and the pics not coming up... but by the sounds of it .. very stylish!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Im trying a smaller one here, but the bag pictured is red...they do come in shocking pink!


Very nice! Not only is it big enough for a small cannon, but those bags usually come with a nice little holder for your cell phone on the front... that way you can call your victims in close...
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
You guys are so frickin hilarious!

I would say my handbag would have to be black (because I like black), and big enough to carry a paperback. My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would say my handbag would have to be black (because I like black), and big enough to carry a paperback. My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! While it will hold many bricks, it might be hard to swing at someone... But then again, if you had

maybe a bazooka or a flamethrower too!


Then you wouldn't need bricks!!!! Awesome!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
My husband, on the other hand, keeps threatening to get me something else........................


Oooopppsss... meant to add in something else. That's the exact kind of rucksack that SGT P-Ro carried during my MRE's Can Kill You storyline. He had that thing loaded up with so much stuff that it was almost taller than he was! He thought he was the COOLEST for having that ruck! I found out a while later that he once went on a training mission where he got so tired he couldn't carry his ruck anymore. When the rest of the guys that were with him divided up his stuff to carry for him, they found he'd loaded CAN FOODS (Chef Boy-R-Dee) into his ruck. They threw them all out right there! He had to beg for food from the rest of the team for the rest of the exercise because that was all he had packed. What a maroon!

Sorry for the hijack...
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
You guys bags are cute! I like LW and Dharma's! Here's mine..

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Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
LW... i just pictured you in something different... something more inconspicuous.. ... but love the trim..
LadyCleve..well..my goodness.. imagine swinging that thing around??
Chiprj... what a cheat that guy was ... although I like the idea of him begging for his food.. (sorry it was kind of a turn on story)
foreverserenity... well that is just so stylish! Love it!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
although I like the idea of him begging for his food.. (sorry it was kind of a turn on story)


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy Crap that's funny! I had students looking into my office to see who was lauging so loud! I now have a mental picture of the guy, on his knees and hands clasped together saying "Come on, give me your oatmeal cookie bar. I'll do ANYTHING!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chiprj... You know ..YOU really know how to put that extra edge to it ... ...
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Chiprj... You know ..YOU really know how to put that extra edge to it ...


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