The Bane of Existence...(*psst* it deals with politics)

POLITICS

from JoeUser Forums
Political talk is currently driving me up a wall......all I hear are Republicans and Democrats.....Iraq and weapons of mass destruction....taxes....jobs.....medical.....all the freakin' time......every four years it becomes a living hell and I have to listen to everyone bitch about this candidate or that candidate.....and I couldn't give a shit less about any of them. Bush can kiss my ass and Kerry can take the other cheek....there I said it.....now all the die hard lefts and rights are going to get their panties in a wad, uh oh! I'm tired of hearing every damn dirty little detail about people that I'll never meet and never care about. I have a solution to this shit....VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT! I may not be of legal age but I've never lied about war records, invaded a country, did cocaine, and I don't have a boring monotone voice....so I must be the best choice for president. I will do whatever the hell you want me to as long as you don't make a dumbass commercial about me, then I will do the opposite of what you want just to spite the everloving hell out of you. Also, during any conflict no plans will be revealed to the media until they are carried out.....and I will send blood hounds to track down Osama bin Laden because apparently this country forgot about the guy that killed a good many people a few years ago.....Saddam's a nice catch but I think we were fishing for someone else.

Well, that's all the rant for now....there'll probably be more in the comments...so if I pissed you off or you agree, please bring your thoughts to the table.

~Zoo
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe! That was funny Shaun!! Yeah I'd probably vote for you! lol.

~carebear~
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know I've got to be better than any candidate out there....at least I'm not afraid to make a specific statement....

~Zoo
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo, you get my vote, with Donavan for VP!

I couldn't agree more with your wording towards the end, "Saddam's a nice catch but I think we were fishing for someone else."

Politics will be the end of me. I've already turned my blog into a formidable battleground. Just over 3 weeks left, we can make it damn it!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I should be his VP because if he dies I'll change everything he's done for the worse to make him look even better.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Planning on my demise, Brandon?....

~Zoo
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think he's banking on it!!! Keep one eye open whilst you slumber.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
That I will, Andy, that I will....

~Zoo
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo you have a very messed up brain i would hate to be in your shoes for a day. It would proably drive me up a wall. But that is just me . You should run for President but then our world will proably turn into some magic card game. We still love ya

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Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
you have a very messed up brain i would hate to be in your shoes for a day. It would proably drive me up a wall.


Right back at ya, Stacey....

~Zoo
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol Stacey, Stacey Stacey. so fun, yet so... clueless.
but neways...
You've got my vote!
~Liv