what does your car say about you ?

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from JoeUser Forums

 

I got this in an email recently (presumably because I drive a Volkswagen bus) ;).

So, what does your car say about you ? ...

 

Buick Park Avenue ~ I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado ~ I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville ~ I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro ~ I enjoy beating people up

Datsun 280Z ~ I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones

Jaguar XJ6 ~ I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

Lincoln Town Car ~ I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercedes 560SEL ~ I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Nissan 300ZX ~ I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Peugeot 505 Diesel ~ I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon ~ I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM ~ I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944 ~ I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Volkswagen Beetle ~ I still watch Partridge Family re-runs

Volkswagen Bus ~ I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon ~ I am frightened of my wife

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wah! I must be a nobody, I don't drive any of those.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Same as citahellion. My car is Toyota Camry.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine's not on the list, but if it was it would probably say.

Kia Rio -- You're willing to look ridiculous driving your wife's car just for a small price tag and great warranty.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
My car would probably say I'm a lazy, diet-coke addicted, slob who likes to hide stuff in the trunk rather than clean...luckily my car is unable to speak and can't give out to me--don't worry I've got plenty of friends and family that do (give out to me, not talk--though they do that too!)!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Volkswagen Beetle ~ I still watch Partridge Family re-runs--and of course my favorite movie Herbie!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine would saw~ Yay this car is paid off!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine would say that I own it and that I'm utilitarian, caring more about function that form. (That's the Jeep talking, there)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Miggy,

I have a rusty 1985 Ford Bronco and a Porsche 911sc......does that make me schitzo?
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ford Mustang ~ I slow down to 85 in school zones


73 Coupe, Not true, I never go faster than 82 around kindergartners......

I've also got a 67 MGB, I think the only real statement it makes is my tuckus is small enough to fit in this tiny, tiny car.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine would say: any day now...
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ford Laser: I'm a rad chick in my red rocket which one day I'll trade in for a Vespa

yaay!!!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nissan Altama - Functional Family Car that keeps on running.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
A 2004 Chevrolet Z71 (4x4) that's covered in mud most days - I'm a fuckin' redneck 
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Imajinit...
Z-71 4x4....SWEEEEET! Well at least you have excellent taste in pickups! Just keep them big tires on it k? i hate those morons who spend big $$$ and turn a perfectly good 4x4 into a ghetto sled...
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

i'm sorry i missed a few cars. i have to admit that we don't have a lot of those that were mentioned here in australia. it's kind of cool finding out what everyone drives, though !. matching bloggers to their cars could become an online form of entertainment judging by this lot.

and my car says a lot more about me since my hubby put a bumper sticker on it that says 'my other car is a broom' !

mig XXX

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Switch the Cadillacs around. 9 out of 10 pimps prefer the Eldorado!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Switch the Cadillacs around. 9 out of 10 pimps prefer the Eldorado!
silky, however do you know something like that ? mig XXX
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think a Saturn usually says something like "I wanted a good, decent car but I'm too much of a wimp to go and haggle over it." (I've got a 1997 Saturn SL2.)
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think a Saturn usually says something like "I wanted a good, decent car but I'm too much of a wimp to go and haggle over it."

Nah, I actually haggled mine down $500 when I bought it because it had a couple options that I didn't like.  Got a $12,000 Ion for about $10,000 out the door (including tax and stuff).

I drive an Ion most days now, but I also drive a Monte Carlo.  Quite a difference in those two cars...not sure what that would say about me....