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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #4876 Top

Cleen underwear is always advisable for young ladies who wear mini skirts in very windy

locations. :-"

@starkers, well, getting new sideing on house. OMG. They're so loud... I know it's worth it. But, OMG....They're so loud.

Otherwise, all is well. Hope the same for you.
End of quote

Yup, all is well here... missing mrs starkers (she has been in Tasmania for 6 weeks), but other than that all is well.

:) :sun:

Reply #4877 Top

Locations are apparently real important to real estate

agents.  *_*

(geez that's a long time. But there's only a few sleeps left. O:) Your a good man cap'n. :sun: )

Reply #4878 Top

Agents down at the local realtor's office were all fighting over who was going down to the bordello to see the madam about paying the month's rent... and who could afford to cover it if she offered 12 months services in

return. :-"


(geez that's a long time. But there's only a few sleeps left. Your a good man cap'n.
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Yeah, only 5 more sleeps and mrs starkers will be home.... YIPPEEEEEE!!!!  I dunno 'bout being a 'good' man, though.

But then, I guess I didn't have any wild orgies while she was away. :-"

Reply #4879 Top

Return on the dollar would be out of the

question. :w00t:

But then, I guess I didn't have any wild orgies while she was away.
End of quote

You guess???  :rofl:   And 5 sleeps.... probably 4 now....  Don't come a knockin when the house is a rockin. ;)

Reply #4880 Top

Question everything and believe nothing, that's my philosophy... that way you're less likely to be led up the garden

path.

And 5 sleeps.... probably 4 now....
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Still 5... and a few cat naps in between.  Yeah, it becomes more frequent... and necessary as I get older. :rofl:

That's why there were no orgies.... didn't wanna be dozing off in the middle, not to mention a couple o' times before then... and probably twice more at least before the end.

:-"

Reply #4881 Top

Path of least resistance is a very popular

road.

(I have been enjoying sleeping in till 1:00 pm. Believe it or not.  :zzz: Never used to be able to sleep in like that.... :-"

Just so darn comfortable.                            

  Well not these days. :S But they'll finish soon.  And you can almost start counting the hours till Mrs. Strarkers gets back.  :thumbsup:

Reply #4883 Top

Traveled to the window earlier and caught one of my neighbours 'tossing the kaber' beside his garage, and I thought about clapping loudly so as to startle him, but thought twice of it whem it occurred to me that he might consider it

encouragement. :O


And you can almost start counting the hours till Mrs. Strarkers gets back
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Yup, just 4 more sleeps and 4 more baked beans on toast dinners to go. ;P

Nah, I have been eating rather better than that in her absence... a lot of chicken and fish meals with stir fry veges and rice or noodles.

:)

Reply #4884 Top

encouragement is what we all need in light of the severe ecenomic

downtturn   :grin:

Reply #4885 Top

Downturn is when the bus your in turns right and disappears in a pot 

hole. :w00t:

 

 

Reply #4886 Top

"Hole in one!", I'd say if the bus were white with little dents in

it.

Reply #4887 Top

it appears i have lost my

marbles  O:) X( :D }:) :rofl:

Reply #4888 Top

Marbles were something I never had, in a mental sense, but I always had plenty of

crackers. :-"

Reply #4889 Top

Crackers and orange marmalade with Earl Grey is just

delicious.

Reply #4890 Top

Delicious was when I went to a Roman orgy and was hand fed grapes by scantily clad maidens whose paper-thin togas left little to the

imagination. :-" :X }:)

Reply #4891 Top

Imagination has brought us

here. :grin:

Reply #4892 Top

here we go again.......its easter

time

Reply #4893 Top

Time to be

here. ;)

Reply #4894 Top

Here, there and everywhere they seek him, the lesser known sidekick of the Scarlett Pimpernell, and who was seen flashing his bared arse to the authorities in hot

pursuit. :-"

Reply #4895 Top

Pursuit of Scarlett Pimpernell with Bob Hope...OMG, absolutely

hilarious. 5*

Reply #4896 Top

Hilarious is when you peel off a sneaky one in the elevator and the guy next to you has a much guiltier look on his

face. :-"

Reply #4897 Top

Face it, that's just nasty starkers. :-" *_*

Reply #4898 Top

starkers peels one off in the elevator and it's not just the people in it who suffer... it's a curried cabbage bark and the entire building will

suffer. :-"

Reply #4899 Top

"Suffer the 'petite chou' to come unto you." is a quote from the starkers edition of the New Testicle.

Reply #4900 Top

Testicle hunters have been out in force recently, seeking the perfect testicle with the perfect sperm with which to procreate and produce the desirable child of their dreams... so be warned, they live in a house near

you. :-"