Cabbage used for rotten mutineers...it's a bloody shame is wot it is to waste our cabbage on such as revolts is

revolting!

Revolting mutineers have to be taught a lesson and the boiling curried cabbage is there purely to to taunt them... because being fed is not a part of being hung upside down on the yardarm by the gonads as a

punishment.

Punishment: Aye, that's wot they deserve and not eating delicious curried cabbage is the best punishment there

is.

Is there any better punishment than

deprivation?

Deprivation of curried cabbage might make breathing a little

easier.

Easier breathing may very well be attained by the absinence/deprivation of curried cabbage, but it's nowhere near as much

fun.

Fun is having the atmosphere so dense with CC that one needs masks to

survive!

Survive breathing curried cabbage and you know you’re a hardy

soul.

"Soul Man" sang Sam and Dave back in the sixties, but starkers sings "Cabbage Man" as often as LadyPirate makes him cc for

dinner.

Dinner was curried cabbage, and dinner was eaten with masks

on?

On them, but not on the guy wot ate the Curried Cabage requiring them to don masks to save their

lives!

Lives are greatly enhanced by the culinary skills of chefs who prepare curried cabbage and other methane producing

delicasies.

Delicasies that make methane should be encouraged, and methane should be collected to power cities, that is,

human-powered!

Human-powered computers reminds me of The Matrix and that ain't

good!

Good is when you land on your feet after being propelled several feet into the air by a starkerbark... thank goodness there were no naked flames around for that

one.

One and a zero, that's all it breaks down

to.

To power a city using methane would be a foul proposition to

undertake.

Undertake the huge undertaking of providing all that methane and you'll be a hero, but nobody 'll get close enough to pin on the

medal.

Medal for accuracy and endurance under pressure goes to all of

us

Us were finking medals fer endurance under tha pressure o' curried cabbage after-effect would be nuffink speshul... cos it be so widespread by tha wind that ev'rybody wud 'ave

one.

One pirate sputtering methane is more than any forum should have to endure but a whole crew of them is a powerful force

indeed.

Indeed a true statement but still the curried cabbage flows and causes

blows.

Blows like a hurricane force wind or like a ton of explosives depending on where you're

standing.

Standing downwind of a starkerbark can cause respiratory distress, but the power of curried cabbage means you're not much better off

upwind.

Upwind makes me smell you... so...

MOVE!!!