arrived, but is disappearing fast....how many people did you tell we had beer at a plentiful

supply?

Arrived about 10 minutes too late for the

beer

Beer being the staple of returning college

nincompoops

Nincompoops in college are usually the ones who get up to hijinks, things like putting the dean's car on the science block

roof

Roof said the big German Shepard at the little boys

attention

Attention was drawn to the science block roof when a couple of female grad students got out of the dean's car

topless

topless....you mean the dean took their peek-a-boo bras and confiscated

them?

Them thar gals didn' wear bras t' begin with, but the dean reckons they were like poetry in motion on the athletics

track.

track record I'm sure, the problem being they both went home with black

eyes    

eyes that bulged too much and got in the

way.

way too much information being shared in these

sentences

Sentences are like a box of

chocolates

Chocolates were what those gals were promised if they got out of the dean's car jiggling like

jellies.

jellies would have held less calories for their

wastelines

Waistlines weren't what all the guys were looking at, however, it was something else they were

ogling.

Ogling attributes contributes to commutated

fractures.

fractures occurred when guys were falling over themselves to cop an eyeful of the jubbly bits on

display.

Display that went south when the eyes had

IT!

It was a disaster...,bodies strewn all

about.

About 5.00pm each afternon, if you're looking in the right direction and happen to be lucky, you can see the gals putting on an encore

performance.

Performance of a life time was watching Supertramp

live

Live, laugh be happy and eat curried

cabbage.

Cabbage with curry in it would have to be my most fav food of all time, though many believe I should

abstain.

Abstain reminds me of the word diet &*#@^ which is very

hard

Hard is what I feel when I see them gals getting out of the dean's car topless... hard pressed not to look, that is.