crunch is what we all are feeling while the banks and car companies get the                                                                                    bailout

bailout is something you should consider if your plane is on

fire

Fire would be the only reason I would leave a perfectly good

airplane.

Airplane was taxiing and about to take off when it was discovered a passenger had let rip an enormous starkerbark that had pressurised the cabin to a more than safe or recommended level for passengers and crew alike, so take off was aborted for fear the airplane would burst open, even at low altitude, and spill gasping for air passengers and crew all over the ground

below.

Below me is a pile of......

gravel.   ( What did you expect?)

gravel rash is something to look forward to if you fall out of a plane unexpectedly, if fact, that's the best you can look forward

to

to war we head into, heedless of the danger and the lack of leaders

plan!

Plan ahead for financial security and some bastard in banking and/or government will come along to eff it all

up.

Up is the direction my savings took: As in "Up in

smoke".

smoke gets in your

eyes

Eyes on the

ball

Ball at the 50 yard line and Lady GaGa is bent...over to hike the ball but the QB has other

ideas

Ideas make the world go

round

Round and round and up and down is what's said makes the World go round, but what if you end up getting too dizzy for all the up and down

action?

Hey IROKONESS... good t' see ya... long see no time.

Action movies are my favorites right after chick flicks................yea

right.

Right, the movies can be really fun or really

sucky.

sucky vacuum cleaners work best

Best vacuum cleaners are those that suck AND blow.... comes in real handy when there's a persitent peddler at the door.

Door to Alice iN Wonderland with all those cool and interesting

friends

Hey handsome yup, I can pop in now.    But still not finished.....

Finished is a term not compatible with curried cabbage or

starkerbarks.

starkerbarks of Biblical proportions are NOT for the faint

hearted.

Hearted, half-hearted, true hearted, all's well as long as it still

beats.

beats to a different

drum

Drum up enough business and you might just

survive

Survive a full-blown starkerbark and you're Superman in a teflon coated Hazmat

suit.

*hey IROKONESS, welcome back sugar plum. *  

Though I dunno 'bout "handsome"... well maybe in a rugged sort of a way.