Brigitte Nielsen makes me sick.

from JoeUser Forums

Dave and I are watching 'The Surreal Life' re-run on VH1.

Brigitte Nielsen - that chick that married Sylvester Stallone, that big Amazon-looking chick - is in it. 

I have to say that time hasn't treated her well.....and she insists on walking around in nothing but a thing and grinding her crotch on and at everything that moves. She hits on men (and women) indiscriminately ..... she is, to be blunt, sickening.  Nasty.  She makes me cringe.

Brigitte, do us all a favor, put your clothes back on and go away.  Far away.  Perhaps to the Himalayas.  I'm sure the Yeti's would find you appealing. 

I know I don't.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wish that show hadn't been moved to VH-1. In it's first season, it provided some great C-Lister moments like: everybody wondering why a reality star is there and she was only on a reality show, Corey Feldman singing (in all seriousness) and proposing to his girlfriend--on the phone!

Seriously, she's on the show for a reason..to live in the delusion that she is somehow relevant.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have never gotten to see it yet. I really liked the cast of the first season, though....I may have to see if I can borrow it off of someone if it ever comes out on DVD...lol.

Anyway, dusk...the idea of the show is to make ALL of them feel as if they're somehow relevant.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Couldn't agree more Karen!  The only thing that is more disgusting than her on her own is her paired up with Flavor-Flav.........ack!!  What a freak show! 
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

The only thing that is more disgusting than her on her own is her paired up with Flavor-Flav.........

Ewww, yes!!!!!  The two of them are just nauseating!  Yukky...makes me want to go take a shower and wash all their nastiness off after watching them.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think her and flavor flav are perfect for each other. Both nasty has-beens. I really am weirded out by Charo also. She reminds me of a yippy lap dog!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

I really am weirded out by Charo also

I know!! I can't understand a word she says!

That's a brilliant description btw...I'll have to pass that on to dave.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't understand a word she says!
What's up with that?!  Charo has been in the US for how many decades and she can't speak English?!  I think she had her hair freeze dried on her head because it looks exactly like it did in her Love Boat days.  I must say I am jealous of someone being that old and having legs that look that great.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Charo has been in the US for how many decades and she can't speak English?!


Don't even get me started....there was a show on TV about Cuban-Americans...one of them was very proud of himself for having been in the US for almoxt 30 years but never having learned the language.  WTF???  I'm all for people holding on to and celebrating their heritage, but....that's a little extreme.