Is Nature Trying To Castrate America?
Those Hurricanes are beating up Florida pretty bad....
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Well, I've been idle for far to long and my insanity is starting to act up again....lol...so let the crazy theories begin:
As most of us know (Americans anyway) Florida has been bombarded with at least 3 hurricanes(I'm starting to lose count) and they've been through hell....pretty bad stuff. Now my point is I believe Nature has had enough of America and our polluting ways and in an attempt to show disapproval, I believe these hurricanes are trying to destroy Florida, thereby castrating America...(If you've ever looked at a map you know what Florida appears to be.....so, that's how I came to this insane theory) We must have really pissed of something in the natural world because I cannot recall anything like this and there have also been a pickup in tornados according to my friend Jeffers(Link). So I suggest a nationwide plan to try and stop littering, polluting, and genuinely being wasteful in hopes to appease the forces causing the hurricanes so as not to lose Florida and America can then thrust it's mighty peninsula into the ocean without fear of having it ripped off.
This has been your dose of insanity for today,
~Zoo
As most of us know (Americans anyway) Florida has been bombarded with at least 3 hurricanes(I'm starting to lose count) and they've been through hell....pretty bad stuff. Now my point is I believe Nature has had enough of America and our polluting ways and in an attempt to show disapproval, I believe these hurricanes are trying to destroy Florida, thereby castrating America...(If you've ever looked at a map you know what Florida appears to be.....so, that's how I came to this insane theory) We must have really pissed of something in the natural world because I cannot recall anything like this and there have also been a pickup in tornados according to my friend Jeffers(Link). So I suggest a nationwide plan to try and stop littering, polluting, and genuinely being wasteful in hopes to appease the forces causing the hurricanes so as not to lose Florida and America can then thrust it's mighty peninsula into the ocean without fear of having it ripped off.
This has been your dose of insanity for today,
~Zoo
