the most beautiful bitch in australia
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My hubby and I sometimes like to substitute like-sounding words in conversation, and we find it very amusing that nobody ever notices. He spilled a drink on my leg recently, and when I said "you did that on porpoise", my (visiting) mother didn't bat an eyelid.
People for the most part just hear what they expect to hear. When we say "don't be shellfish" people hear "don't be selfish", and if we tell people we live near (what we think is) "the most beautiful bitch (beach) in Australia" they simply smile and nod.
This 'system' also makes it possible to insult people and get away with it by altering common words to give them a new meaning. If we feel the need to inform each other that we think someone is full of crap, we say to them "that's just your opidion".
(The word 'opidion' being a cross between the words 'opinion' and 'idiot'). It gets our message across and they're none the wiser.
I almost died laughing on mothers' day when I heard him say "happy smothers day" to his inquisitive mother, and we almost exploded over the last Easter holidays because we said "happy oyster" (quite undetected) to everyone we saw.
Silliness and giggling are still big parts of our relationship, even at our ages, and I think that helps keep us sane.
People for the most part just hear what they expect to hear. When we say "don't be shellfish" people hear "don't be selfish", and if we tell people we live near (what we think is) "the most beautiful bitch (beach) in Australia" they simply smile and nod.
This 'system' also makes it possible to insult people and get away with it by altering common words to give them a new meaning. If we feel the need to inform each other that we think someone is full of crap, we say to them "that's just your opidion".
(The word 'opidion' being a cross between the words 'opinion' and 'idiot'). It gets our message across and they're none the wiser.
I almost died laughing on mothers' day when I heard him say "happy smothers day" to his inquisitive mother, and we almost exploded over the last Easter holidays because we said "happy oyster" (quite undetected) to everyone we saw.
Silliness and giggling are still big parts of our relationship, even at our ages, and I think that helps keep us sane.
, my husband and I have made up words too, but we often get strange looks.
