Limerick review of Army of Darkness

This ought ta bring Cittahellion back out of the woodwork.

from JoeUser Forums
Here goes, if you haven't seen this movie......see it. Or I'll unleash the squirrels on you.

There once was a hero named Ash,
Who had style and a lot of panache,
He traveled through time,
And delivered one liners,
And fought with a foe quite bad Ash.

His weapons were cool and were grand,
12 gauge boomstick and chainsaw right hand,
King of the B movies,
It's awesome and groovy,
Kill deadites and unite the land.

Hail to the King Baby.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is another of my all time favorite movies!

Good review!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love your limericks! Very nice! Hmmm . . . do you do requests?
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Give me a for example, wahine......may not be until tommorow, gotta sleep a little before pt. Maybe longer if it's about a movie and I haven't seen it.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
OK . . . for example . . . 28 Days Later . . . nice zombie movie . . . what do ya think? (I'll be patient, btw) Can you do it?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFL......best non zombie zombie movie i've seen in years.

Environmentalists all in a rage,
Let mad monkeys go loose from their cage,
But they were surprised,
When they gouged out their eyes,
And unleashed a god awful Brit plauge.

The zombies were lean and were fast,
And liable to chomp on your ass,
The actors were great,
Though I'm sad to relate,
That I didn't know much of the cast.

Good guys fought a fight like a dance,
And they ran (though they had not a chance)
And the best scare by far,
was when they stopped the car,
and the kid zombie made me crap my pants.

In the end the zombies are starvin,
Like on southpark, that guy they call Marvin?
And unless there's a sequel,
There can be no equal,
(Now you knew that the good guys would win.)
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Brilliant! I laughed, I cried . . . excellent work! my favorite line was:

and the kid zombie made me crap my pants


! Excellent!

(and if I hadn't wasted all my trolling/insightfuls for the day on some jerk who called me a beached whale sucking up dry air, I would definitely give you an insightful for that one!)

28 Days Later just might be my favorite movie. Awesome work, SPC Nbs!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Drat, you have me at a disadvantage. (Never seen "28 days later".)
Nice job on AoD, though!