Funniest Message on a Bathroom Wall

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from JoeUser Forums
Allright, simple game, got the idea from a Stephen King short story. What's the funniest thing you ever saw on the wall of the john?
And where, if you can remember. Scatological humor is accepted of course, with the subject matter at hand, but please use some judgement with the truly extreme.

I'll start. Here's my rather tame favorite.

Save the Whales, Collect Valuable Prizes.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jesus saves...

(underneath): Gretzky steals! He shoots! HE SCORES!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFL!!!!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls,
You who read these words of wit,
Eat those little balls of shit.

Not all that funny, but the poetic aspect makes it good.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
The cake in the urinal is not for you.


I once printed out and hung signs in our male latrine in Hawaii that said, 'Please don't eat the big white mints.'
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Rehab is for quiiters.


...I love that....just watch I'll say that at an AA meeting or something.....

~Zoo
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
What are you reading this for, the REAL joke is in your hand! (For urinal walls)

What are you reading this for, the REAL joke is in your pants! (Anywhere else)

Jesus Saves... the rest of you, roll for damage. (Can you tell I go to a geek school?)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Jesus Saves... the rest of you, roll for damage.


The funny thing is, any of us that actually get that automatically qualify for geekdom...

It's frickin' HILARIOUS, btw!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Then there's the age-old classic:

Here I sit all broken-hearted,
came to shit, and only farted.
Thought I had a second chance--
Went to fart, and shit my pants.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
awwww..........and who says poetry is dead?