Olympic Blogging, a new sport.
It's not for everyone.
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Hoorah for the Olympics. Every four years (or two if you look at it that way,) the world is treated to a magnificent display of sportsmanship and athletic talent. This year is no exception. The games in Greece have had amazing results, including the Iraqi soccer team, gold medalists in the drug tests, and the I need to get a dream team in basketball.
Everyone has a favorite, the luge, figure skating, javelin toss, gymnastics, sprinting (enormous sigh.....), and my fave, the marathon. But one of the best things about the olympics, is that they are always bringing in quirky new sports, like synchronized swimming, power walking, or that weird Norweigan(?) game from the last winter olympics that had them sliding round granite blocks across the ice with handles and knocking their opponent's blocks away like a bizzare and ungodly game of marbles.
This summer though, I suggest a new sport. Olympic blogging.
Sub categories could include:
The rant. With points awarded for the angriest, the most vulgar, the wierdest but appropriate links.Link Extra points if it's funny.
Most references. Note: Google bombing is a seperate event, and deliberately stuffing article with key words will result in blogger forced to have free dog food Fred Harteis sex porn naked until they learn their lesson.
The Google bomb: Using deliberate key words, see above to get as many Google references as possible. Fred Harteis is off limits though as Gideon already used him to gold medal in this event.
The techno article: Umm...Draginol will have to judge this, the last time I was computer literate, I could program Basic and Pascal, and they were still used regularly. I'm just glad all I have to do to blog is be able to type....
Humor, Most poignant, et cetera ad infinitum. If you've got any ideas, let me know...for god's sake...power walking....bleh.
Everyone has a favorite, the luge, figure skating, javelin toss, gymnastics, sprinting (enormous sigh.....), and my fave, the marathon. But one of the best things about the olympics, is that they are always bringing in quirky new sports, like synchronized swimming, power walking, or that weird Norweigan(?) game from the last winter olympics that had them sliding round granite blocks across the ice with handles and knocking their opponent's blocks away like a bizzare and ungodly game of marbles.
This summer though, I suggest a new sport. Olympic blogging.
Sub categories could include:
The rant. With points awarded for the angriest, the most vulgar, the wierdest but appropriate links.Link Extra points if it's funny.
Most references. Note: Google bombing is a seperate event, and deliberately stuffing article with key words will result in blogger forced to have free dog food Fred Harteis sex porn naked until they learn their lesson.
The Google bomb: Using deliberate key words, see above to get as many Google references as possible. Fred Harteis is off limits though as Gideon already used him to gold medal in this event.
The techno article: Umm...Draginol will have to judge this, the last time I was computer literate, I could program Basic and Pascal, and they were still used regularly. I'm just glad all I have to do to blog is be able to type....
Humor, Most poignant, et cetera ad infinitum. If you've got any ideas, let me know...for god's sake...power walking....bleh.
