Siege of the Deer, Flamethrower Day!
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Day 3
That's right, today was the day of the flamethrower. It was the Day of the Bambi barbeque at the casa Nobody Special......for about twenty seconds, anyway.......Ever try to run from a deer with it's eyebrows missing? At first, my army surplus flamethrower was great, they never saw it coming. Then a sudden gust of wind blew out the pilot light.....Sigh, things learned today...never try to jumpstart a flamethrower with a Zippo!
Well at least I know my mistake, Army surplus, you know what they say, made by the cheapest bidder, plastic parts by Mattel.
Two deer down, twenty quizillion to go.
Now all is dark and strange....can still hear their mind beams trying to get in (see maser kits at Electronic Harassment)Link Out of bourbon, taken to blocking it by drinking sterno from the fondue kit, with a little grenadine for flavor...Ith tasthes gord.. Whey can'ti see to tipew(sound of body collapsing)
Tommorow....I make waffles.
That's right, today was the day of the flamethrower. It was the Day of the Bambi barbeque at the casa Nobody Special......for about twenty seconds, anyway.......Ever try to run from a deer with it's eyebrows missing? At first, my army surplus flamethrower was great, they never saw it coming. Then a sudden gust of wind blew out the pilot light.....Sigh, things learned today...never try to jumpstart a flamethrower with a Zippo!
Well at least I know my mistake, Army surplus, you know what they say, made by the cheapest bidder, plastic parts by Mattel.
Two deer down, twenty quizillion to go.
Now all is dark and strange....can still hear their mind beams trying to get in (see maser kits at Electronic Harassment)Link Out of bourbon, taken to blocking it by drinking sterno from the fondue kit, with a little grenadine for flavor...Ith tasthes gord.. Whey can'ti see to tipew(sound of body collapsing)
Tommorow....I make waffles.
