What's your favorite limerick?
Here's a couple of mine...
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I've recently written a couple of limerick movie reviews, and it seems to be spreading....
So, try these on for size, and then pass one of your favorites along if you've got one, or write your own.
King Richard in one of his rages,
Forsook his good lady for ages,
But rested in bed,
With a good book instead,
Or preferably one of the pages
Or this one.....Attributed to Issac Asimov of all people
There once was a girl from Peru,
Who swore that she never would screw,
Except under stress,
Of forceful duress,
like "I'm ready, how about you?"
So, try these on for size, and then pass one of your favorites along if you've got one, or write your own.
King Richard in one of his rages,
Forsook his good lady for ages,
But rested in bed,
With a good book instead,
Or preferably one of the pages
Or this one.....Attributed to Issac Asimov of all people
There once was a girl from Peru,
Who swore that she never would screw,
Except under stress,
Of forceful duress,
like "I'm ready, how about you?"
Although - I've had two kids, so I don't think you want to think of me in a bikini! I'll throw some shorts on . . . there, much better. 
