Olympic Condoms

Gold, Silver and Bronze.

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

BAM!!!
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Reply #2 Top
Badda boom boom boom boom...thanks you were great, make sure and try the veal....
Reply #3 Top
I was playing Trivial Pursuit last night and this is an actual question in the Sport&Leisure Category

What did Ugandan atheletes protest were too small at the Sydney Olympics?
















The Condoms
Reply #4 Top
....very nice...HAHAHA!

~Zoo
Reply #5 Top
HAHAHAHA!! Oh my gosh, was just litterally rolling on the floor and laughing my butt off!!! That was great Muggaz!! It just made my day better.

~carebear~
Reply #7 Top
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THat is cute!