BIZNIT WHACKY QUOTES

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"Always remember...don't forget.  Wait.  Maybe it's don't forget..always remember." -- Reginald Van Gleason  "If you have 5 apples and Little Susie has 2 pairs, you better fold."--Cleveland Amoritization. "Follow your heart--unless youre an organ donor." --Nutley Gojonzon. "Set a good example...you never know when the Romper Room Do-Bee Lady is gonna pull out that magic mirror."--Lanolin Z. Prepuce. He who builds his mansion on stilts can fall farther than he who don't" -- Stash Weenleaf Grittier.  "I may not have been to the moon, but that didnt stop me from visiting Pearblossom" --Marginal Lucidity   "I met a man with no feet...and then i met a man with no shoes. But it didnt sink it." --Waldheim Von Ratschitt "Jello is jello wherever you go, as long as it aint more than a mile outside of Manhattan!" -- Hjamdjoon al Bundi  "He who tells you it's all over may be a judge"--Filagree Pryzblnski & PooPoo. "Setting a goal is rarely main street; Oak Street didnt start as Acorn Street." --Harvey Pall.  "Whatever doesnt kill you may just fuck you up pretty bad." Olivia Newtron-Bahmb.  "While driving through the Lone Star State, I lost my lunch before I ate; it happened at a honky tonk cafe" --Kinky Friedman.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

King, sweetie....it wasn't so much the quotes you chose,  it was the names of the quoters that had me rolling with laughter.

Waldheim Von Ratschitt......ahahahahahahaahahahahahaahah!!!!

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

King, sweetie....it wasn't so much the quotes you chose, it was the names of the quoters that had me rolling with laughter.


dharma, isn't he wonderful ? *swooning*


Marginal Lucidity


ah. my new pen name. may i ?


vanessa/mig XX
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

dharma, isn't he wonderful


Yes, he is.....

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you for bringing us some humor today!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Whatever doesnt kill you may just fuck you up pretty bad."


So true . . .
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

, it was the names of the quoters that had me rolling with laughter

glad ya liked em dharma.  got me crackin up here at my own silliness now.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

my new pen name. may i ?

of course!  altho im not sure its sufficiently clever. it may do til somethin better comes along

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

altho im not sure its sufficiently clever. it may do til somethin better comes along


I thought it was really very clever...you never cease to amaze me!  You and Miggy both!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
"If you have 5 apples and Little Susie has 2 pairs, you better fold."--Cleveland Amoritization.


Waaaait a minute... 5 apples (i.e. a heart flush) EASILY beats 2 pair! Don't trust Cleve! He must be some kind of card shark, out to destroy your poker-playing abilities!