Filthy Headline

Think of the Children!

from JoeUser Forums

Now I know that journalists today are trying harder and harder to find sensational stories, and the headlines of those stories are often all they have to catch the eye of a reader, but surely there are limits.

Take this headline:

Rosie Takes Shot At Bush During Gay-Friendly Cruise

I mean, couldn't they just say she was looking for a new girlfriend or something? Did they have to get that graphic?

Link: http://www.local6.com/news/3524501/detail.html
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
You crack me up! Coffee was almost shot all over my computer!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
News organizations are always looking for the best bang for their buck. Our local paper stated in the title, "Bin Laden Surrendered" When they full well knew everyone who read that would assume Osama Bin Laden. But it was some cleric, Bin Laden Ally, or Ally Bin Laden.

note: Its early, spelling correctly seems to be beyond me.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You crack me up! Coffee was almost shot all over my computer!


Well, I'm not paying for it! Maybe I need to start using a warning label.

Warning. Reading this article may result in nasal discharge!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I'm not paying for it!


Oh, it's gonna cost you, Buddy!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Warning. Reading this article may result in nasal discharge!


That reminds me of a warning label I read on some type of medicine... I can't recall what it was, but one of the possible side effects was "anal discharge." All i can say to that is, "Ewww!"
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey if we didn't have headlines like these Jay Leno would be struggling!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey if we didn't have headlines like these Jay Leno would be struggling!


You mean he isn't?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
You mean he isn't?


Heh, ol' brickjaw just aint funny at all these days, and that twirp Conan ain't any better either.

Wreckless.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heh, ol' brickjaw just aint funny at all these days


I never found him to be funny.