How many frogs to find your Prince?

Or Princess for you boys ;)

from JoeUser Forums
Love, love, love. So important to most of us. Less significant for others. Forget money, love is what makes the world go round baby! That walking on air feeling, it's all about meeting that someone special and knowing they are the one. How do we know? That's where the frogs come in! To find our Prince we need to kiss a few frogs on the way. It's all about trial and error! it's unfortunate I know that we have to endure these green, slimey creatures (and I'm not talking frogs now, ha!) but that's the way it must be. We have two options, to laugh or cry. I say we laugh at these creatures that let us appreciate our princes!

Ex-partners can be horrible, horrible nasty creatures, that make us question our own sanity on a regular basis, Suz the floozie Link has detailed for us in her own humorous manner some of her psychotic ex-partners, and though some of these stories no doubt made us smile, there is a serious element to them. While innocently surfing the web one day I cam across numerous websites dedicated to those troublesome ex-partners, that you hate. It does beg the question just which one of them is unstable, anywho I've provided a link in hope of raising a smile! Link

Now it's your turn, share those stories, happy, sad, you're choice, lets stand together against them frogs!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I get a link! How exciting!

I must say I have kissed many a frog in my time - and even a few that defy any classification at all! But as you say, they do make for a good story. I must make clear, however, that the people that I have written about in my blog are not ex partners. They never made it to those illustrious heights But they sure did try.

And you are right, the frogs are a stage we must all go through, and they can provide a source of fun on the way!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Frogs advertise their presence and communicate with other frogs using a variety of complex calls, including ribbets, croaks, and other sounds. They produce these sounds in much the same way as humans speak, by forcing air from their lungs over their vocal cords, located in the throat. Frog communication is particularly important during the mating season, when male frogs call to attract females (see Animal Courtship and Mating). The males of many species possess vocal sacs, expandable pouches of skin in the throat or on each side of the mouth. When the frog calls, the vocal sacs inflate and act as resonating chambers, amplifying the volume of the call. Each frog species has a distinctive call, enabling females to find an appropriate mate even when several different species are calling and breeding in the same area at once. If a female frog is clasped by a male that she does not want to mate with, she may give a call that tells the male to release her.

The breeding behavior of frogs is extremely variable. Some species congregate in large numbers around a pond, where they breed and lay their eggs in the water. Typically, after the female enters the water, the male frog positions himself behind her and grasps her by the waist. Once a suitable egg-laying site has been found, he releases sperm as she releases eggs, and fertilization—or union of the sperm and egg—takes place outside the body. Other species breed on land, and here again the male clasps the female from behind, releasing sperm as she lays her eggs on trees or other vegetation. Some male frogs are territorial during the breeding season, engaging in biting or wrestling combat with other males to compete for females.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ya' gotta' kiss a shit-load of 'em to find a prince, which can classify you as a 'slut' if you're not careful....unfair, but so true!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't know about frogs, but I'm convinced my number is on a bathroom wall at the mental institution.

I've completely given up on the Princess search and acquired a cat. I'll probably be one of those little old guys standing on the front lawn wearing a bathrobe and yelling at kids.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry Suz, i should have classified them as stalkers! If you don't laugh at them you would just end up crying, ha! Course you get a link sweety! You know i worship the wisdom that comes from your blog, you old hag, ha! Slap me now!

Vegas....thanks for the insight into frogs, if only it was so simple for us!

We're sluts, men are studs, tell me something I don't know! Just the way the world works I guess!

Gene, I'm glad you left me a comment, and thanks for accepting my apology, you clsedthe thread before i could respond! At least your phone is getting action! cats rule, i love my Benny! Hehe...

Thanks for the comments guys!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You keep making old jokes at me missy and I won't talk to you anymore. Two-and-a-half-friggin-years. GEEZ!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll probably be one of those little old guys standing on the front lawn wearing a bathrobe and yelling at kids.


My younger friends already call me, "That scarey old man down the street"
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
We're sluts, men are studs, tell me something I don't know! Just the way the world works I guess!


Any girl that hasn't slept with me can't be a slut... that's my take on it.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
You keep making old jokes at me missy and I won't talk to you anymore. Two-and-a-half-friggin-years. GEEZ


Ahhh fighting the temptation!

"That scarey old man down the street"


YOU CS! That is shocking.....haha!

Hehe Mr Frog.....ribbit right back at ya!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've definitely kissed my share of frogs....heck, I even married two of 'em!! But the good news is, a little over a year ago, I married my Prince, and life is SO good! So there IS hope out there yet for those of you still looking.....I had already given up on finding a Prince when he suddenly appeared out of nowhere!!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
i've had stalkers before! i should write about them in my blog. anyway, i posted my first article! it's not funny or anything.. its a little boring.. oh well, itsa first!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Poetmom, I'm so glad you found your prince!

I had already given up on finding a Prince when he suddenly appeared out of nowhere!!!


I think that's the key, don't expect it and who knows what will happen!

Marianne, I've checked it out, and left a comment! I think I've dealt with some of your stalkers haven't I, hehe!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
All the frog kissin' makes you appreciate your prince all the more...and it is good practice...
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
All the frog kissin' makes you appreciate your prince all the more


It's good to know I've been serving a good purpose to the ladies of my community.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's good to know I've been serving a good purpose to the ladies of my community


Ha you should get a medal or something, though I think there's alot of competition for it, ha!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
ok, here's my "frog" story:

When I was in college, I dated this one young lady for a few weeks. She wasn't that attractive, but I was (*whispering*) heavily into the Cure at the time (I'm so ashamed), and she was the stereotypical groupie.

Anyway, after she dumped me (interestingly enough for a polygamous Indian guy with whom she had an on again, off again romance), I found out that there was a large group of guys she'd done the same thing with: date for a couple weeks, dump, then back to the Tandoori chicken for her...Basically, we were the campus losers, so even though she was not very good looking (she did have a pleasant personality until you got to know her), she dated her way around us rejects.

My dating life improved greatly once I was old enough to buy my own beer...coincidence? I think NOT!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
(*whispering*) heavily into the Cure at the time (I'm so ashamed),


Hey! I'm heavily into The Cure, don't knock them. Their new album is brilliant. Be loud and proud about your love for Robbie Smith and his red lipstick! AND I don't wear black all the time or mope about how crap life is!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
date for a couple weeks, dump, then back to the Tandoori chicken for her...Basically, we were the campus losers,




(she did have a pleasant personality until you got to know her),


Hehe, people say that about me to, haha!

My dating life improved greatly once I was old enough to buy my own beer...coincidence? I think NOT!


Thanks for that giggle, I really needed it!

Hey! I'm heavily into The Cure, don't knock them.


Showing your age I see, hehe
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey! I know what inspired this article!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
....was it the title that gave it away, hehe!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm. I'll tell a story about one frog in particular:

I went out with this guy while right after (actually DURING) my divorce. We had been dating for two months and I got a fever blister. He freaked out!! He told me that I had Herpes and I needed to let people know before I kiss them, with or without a fever blister because I was spreading STDs!

He then, did some internet research and found out that over 80% of the population has them and sent me all kinds of information about how to take care of them and prevent them.

HELLO! Like, Hi! I'm Kayles, the blonde Bimbo, and I don't know how to take care of myself!

Well, I know this seems a little harsh, but this wasn't the only hang-up of his. Needless to say, this was the last straw! He didn't turn out to be a prince!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
We had been dating for two months and I got a fever blister. He freaked out!! He told me that I had Herpes and I needed to let people know before I kiss them, with or without a fever blister because I was spreading STDs!


...aww he sounds rather stupid, bless him! What a surprise he wasn't a prince!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
my blog site is actually called "kissing the frog" because that is ALSO what I"m doing alot of!!

Cheers
cin
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
my blog site is actually called "kissing the frog" because that is ALSO what I"m doing alot of


....seems alot of us are, these princes keep themselves well hidden!