My letter to Scooby-Doo~Will it work?

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

from JoeUser Forums
Well since everybody has been so busy writing letters, I've decided to write one myself. My letter will be going to Scooby-Doo. Since Madpoet has had no luck with Mr. President, I figure I would be the great cyber-sister that I am to him and try to help him with the homeless people that live in his park. So here it goes.....

Dear Mr. Scooby-Doo,

Hi. My name is Ashley. I'm one of your biggest fans, and I watch your show almost everyday. But that's beside the point of why I'm writing to you. I'm writing to you because my great, awesome friend Frank is in need of help. You see, he lives right across from a park, which is located in Oregon. There he finds around 6 or 7 homeless people which he now has become good friends with. He is so loving and so caring that he goes over to the park and gives the homeless day old sandwiches and Kool-aid instead of having them eat out of dumpsters and drinking nasty old rain water. He even occasionally gives them some of his clothes and shoes so that they will have clean clothes every so often. For quite a few days now he has been trying to find a more nutritious meal that he will be able to give him. I believe he has already wrote to Bugs Bunny asking for carrots to feed them. And to President Bush, for goverment support, which I believe he probably won't recieve anything worth while. I was wondering about those Scooby Snacks that you and Shaggy are always eating. I figured since Shaggy eats them sometimes too, that these homeless people would be able to eat them also. If you could also send the nutrition facts on the lable that would be nice. Also, do you think that you could ask Shaggy, and Fred if they would be willing to send some extra clothes too? I think that the homeless would look awesome in your guys's clothes. lol.

Well thank you so so so so very much for taking your time to read this letter. I hope that you will be able to help Frank.

Thanks,
Ashley
Ps: Do you think maybe you could slip in ah, maybe say $100,000? Just something to think about.


Well how do you think that will go? Is it a good idea to go ahead and send it to Scooby-Doo or not? I feel that he may be are last hope of getting help. Gideon just had to go and take Jared away from us. LOL

~carebear~
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Since Madpoet has had no luck with Mr. President, I figure I would be the great cyber-sister that I am to him and try to help him with the homeless people that live in his park. So here it goes.....


CareBear~awwww, thanks for being so sweet and everything. I appreciate it big time! And I hope you have better luck with Scooby than I seem to be having with President Bush, huh? .

I was wondering about those Scooby Snacks that you and Shaggy are always eating. I figured since Shaggy eats them sometimes too, that these homeless people would be able to eat them also. If you could also send the nutrition facts on the lable that would be nice.


Ummm, I hope we are not talking about basic dog food here now~are we? . Well, I have heard of poor little old ladies on Social Security having to eat cat food and such~so I guess the mentally ill homeless chowing down on Scobby snacks is maybe not as bad as it sounds! . I LMAO at a lot of what you wrote here! But I already knew you could come up with a quite humorous "My Letter To....." article that would make me wanna smile and laugh big time. And that's exactly what you did! . So thanks for helping me out with the homeless situation in my park~and please let me know when Scooby is gonna be sending me those delicious snacks of his for all the starving ones right here in America, k? Keep 'em coming big time!

~MadPoet


Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I have heard of poor little old ladies on Social Security having to eat cat food and such~so I guess the mentally ill homeless chowing down on Scobby snacks is maybe not as bad as it sounds! .


Of corse Scooby snacks aren't bad! They're quite nutritious! hehe. I'm Shaggy eats them sometimes, so I don't think it would be a harm to the homeless people.

So thanks for helping me out with the homeless situation in my park~and please let me know when Scooby is gonna be sending me those delicious snacks of his for all the starving ones right here in America, k? Keep 'em coming big time!


Yeah, just let me know if you need anymore help with getting stuff. I'll try to think of somebody else to write. I'll let ya know when Scooby gets back with me.

~carebear~
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
psssssst: hot meal idea for a cool evening....1 lb bacon: $2.00, 5 lbs of taters fried with that bacon: $1.00...bingo, a LARGE hot dinner for 7-8 people for $3.00. A bit labor intensive, but hey...gives ya something to do, right?


Mmmmm....that's sounds good LW! I'm sure they'd enjoy that so much. I think you should try it MP.

~carebear~
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ummm, I hope we are not talking about basic dog food here now~are we? . Well, I have heard of poor little old ladies on Social Security having to eat cat food and such~so I guess the mentally ill homeless chowing down on Scobby snacks is maybe not as bad as it sounds!


Actually, what's not an urban legend is an estimated 25% of pet food sold is consumed by humans...scary, huh?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Actually, what's not an urban legend is an estimated 25% of pet food sold is consumed by humans...scary, huh?


Ewwwyyyy!!!! That's gross!! I've eaten dog food when i was a little child, and the taste is so horrible!

~carebear~