The Definition of Bravery

insanity, bravery... much of a muchness

June 28, 2004 11:22 PM from

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?

BAM!!!

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Reply #1 June 28, 2004 11:28 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I always thought it was taking a dump on somebody's doorstep and then knocking and asking for toilet paper. Thanks for clearing that misconception up for me

Reply #2 June 30, 2004 5:49 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Lol, i am fighting the urge to post some of the worst mysoginist jokes I know but I fear for my life.

Reply #3 June 30, 2004 6:43 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

lol - give them to me... I fear no woman!!!

BAM!!!

Reply #4 June 30, 2004 7:16 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Against my better judgement...

Q: What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

A: Nothing! You already told her once!

I have more but man... they are not Politically Correct.

Reply #5 June 30, 2004 7:29 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Can I pursuade you with some more?

Q: Why do woman have small feet?

A: So they can fit closer to the kitchen sink!

Q: Why do Women get married in white?

A: So they match the white goods in the kitchen and laundry!

This last one is really wrong… but it’s still funny… in a morbid, really bad, wrong kind of way…

Q: What do female victims of recurring domestic violence have in common?

A: They never learn their lesson!

BAM!!!

Reply #6 June 30, 2004 7:46 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

sigh.....

q: What do women and screen doors have in common?

A: The more you bang 'em the looser they get!

Flame on folks....

Reply #7 June 30, 2004 7:48 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Muggaz - of course you know that my wife, my mother, and my ex-wife along with a minor host of co-workers read this right? I am so ashamed to have allowed my testosterone levels bait me into this.

Reply #8 June 30, 2004 8:36 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

- we all know you are a good person mate...

And I know I am a good person... and they are just jokes... we can't help it they are damn funny!!!

What does your mum think of Muggaz Adventures? I bet she loves it... hehehe...

BAM!!!

Reply #9 June 30, 2004 8:54 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

oh boys!

Reply #10 June 30, 2004 8:55 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

My definition of bravery would be walking into a weight watchers meeting with a triple scoop Baskin Robbins cone.

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