What the.......BLONDE!!
She is so blonde......
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She is so blonde.......
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".
What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? "OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds.
~carebear~
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".
What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? "OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds.
~carebear~
. I'm not blonde but i would most likely do some of those. 
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