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i know what boys like. i do. because they tell me. i am forever hearing about this mythical "perfect woman" ... this elusive "miss right" ... (ahem. make that ms.) ... that my male friends claim to be unable to find.
so i quizzed them until i came up with a list. and to my amazement, not only did they agree on almost everything, this "perfect woman" seems to involve a lot more of words like "understanding" and "secure", and a lot less of "perfect ass" than i expected.
although some of this may still sound kind of horrid and sexist, it is all honest, and not nearly as awful as it might have been, so i have left it as is. yucky bits included.
so, on behalf of (at least) 4 eligible, intelligent, much-loved and dearly respected male friends of mine, i give you ...
"the perfect woman"
1. she's healthy: healthy weight, healthy body, healthy mind. no bullshit like starving yourself or obsessive unfounded jealousy.
2. she's secure: no man likes an egomaniac, but neither can they value a woman who doesn't value herself.
3. she's herself: it's great to have things in common, but taking on all sorts of new stuff just to impress a man is guaranteed to do the exact opposite.
4. she's independent: she's happy to maintain her own friends and add a man to her life, not make him the purpose of it.
5. she's honest: if you expect to get the truth, you should give it.
6. she's realistic: no princesses or daddy's little girls' need apply. no man is interested in living up to a preconceived ideal.
7. she's smart: (exactly how smart is relative to the guy himself), but the days of the trophy bimbo are so over.
8. she's a woman: she wears her female aura with pride and is not ashamed to be a woman.
9. she's sensual: attitude wins over experience hands down in the bedroom and everywhere else.
10. she's a little wild: just in private, just for him.
so, there you have it. and remember ... please don't kill me ... i was only following orders ... so, are they right ? ... feedback would be adored
so i quizzed them until i came up with a list. and to my amazement, not only did they agree on almost everything, this "perfect woman" seems to involve a lot more of words like "understanding" and "secure", and a lot less of "perfect ass" than i expected.
although some of this may still sound kind of horrid and sexist, it is all honest, and not nearly as awful as it might have been, so i have left it as is. yucky bits included.
so, on behalf of (at least) 4 eligible, intelligent, much-loved and dearly respected male friends of mine, i give you ...
"the perfect woman"
1. she's healthy: healthy weight, healthy body, healthy mind. no bullshit like starving yourself or obsessive unfounded jealousy.
2. she's secure: no man likes an egomaniac, but neither can they value a woman who doesn't value herself.
3. she's herself: it's great to have things in common, but taking on all sorts of new stuff just to impress a man is guaranteed to do the exact opposite.
4. she's independent: she's happy to maintain her own friends and add a man to her life, not make him the purpose of it.
5. she's honest: if you expect to get the truth, you should give it.
6. she's realistic: no princesses or daddy's little girls' need apply. no man is interested in living up to a preconceived ideal.
7. she's smart: (exactly how smart is relative to the guy himself), but the days of the trophy bimbo are so over.
8. she's a woman: she wears her female aura with pride and is not ashamed to be a woman.
9. she's sensual: attitude wins over experience hands down in the bedroom and everywhere else.
10. she's a little wild: just in private, just for him.
so, there you have it. and remember ... please don't kill me ... i was only following orders ... so, are they right ? ... feedback would be adored
I should so watch what i type, hehe!
I wonder what I'm doing wrong then? Maybe I think I'm things that I'm not? Getting a little sick of being terminally single. I think that has a lot to do with it. When people can tell that you're looking you look a little less attractive. We all like a challenge and men seem to go for those who act unavailable, or who they think are out of their league (but not too far).
....I already got the cat, I'm one step there 
