Jenny-knocked-up?

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It would seem that Ms Lopez-Anthony is preggers, according to this report....Link

That'd explain why she got hitched in such a hurry.....but I have to say I find it laughably hypocritical that she claims to be a 'staunch Catholic'.

Let's see...Regan died, people got blown up in Iraq, it was D-Day...but Jenny-with-the-big-bum gets married and in the family way and everything else pales into insignificance...heck, I'm even blogging about it!

Sad...very sad.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
coulda been worse dharma.

imagine if shed married a woman.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think I would have preferred that over hearing how her new husband got a quicky divorce from his wife to marry her.  He has *3* kids with his ex-wife.  Great "Catholic" example they are leading, huh?

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't give her idea's kingbee that will be her next attention seeking tactic, if only she put so much effort into her singing or acting as she does into getting press attention. I'm so annoyed with myself for seeing an article about J-lo and clicking on it, show's what she is doing is working, grrrr!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
A staunch Catholic? With her past, coupled with his? I guess it's all in your perception or something! Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

yes... she's pregnant... but i have a confession...


 


 


I'm the father...

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Now remember, she is still "Jenny from the block"


She is a real class act (that's extreme sarcasm).  I am sure her knew husband will get loads of respect from his previous children.  Oh well, they have fame and fortune.  Who needs respect, right?


As for her changing her name all the time.  I think she should just be referred to as "Big Ass".  It is fitting on a couple of levels and people will recognize who it refers to instantly.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

OOOOHH!!!!  MJ!! I KNEW there was an ulterior motive for you leaving the country!  You're not really deploying, you're splitting so as to avoid the media, aren't you?!!!!

How could you, btw?  After you wrote that article about girly's showing their ta-ta's for some beads and putting it about.......do you know how many guys she's been through? *sigh*.......

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

She is a real class act (that's extreme sarcasm).


I got it...and I almost shot hot coffee out of my nose as well! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning!


 

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a total skank. Holy cow did Ben Aflek dodge a bullet.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
"but I have to say I find it laughably hypocritical that she claims to be a 'staunch Catholic'."

He has *3* kids with his ex-wife. Great "Catholic" example they are leading, huh?


I believe it. Catholics don't believe in birth control... and the ones that do just don't get pregnent. lol

~Sarah
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

He's an adulterer.  She's a serial-fiancee. 

 Look at the number of men she's slept with in the past few years: her first husband, the waiter...then she did Marc Anthony, then Puffy or Diddy or whatever the hell his name is now, then she married that Judd fellow who was her dancer, then before she even got divorced she was doing Ben Affleck, and now she's doing Marc Anthony again....and, I might point out, he only got divorced 4 days before their wedding.  So, that's 6 dudes she's fucked, and those are just the ones we know about.  Can you imagine how many more there are that we don't know about? 

Brad-the-blunt is right...she's a skank.  I'm all for women being able to satisfy their sexual needs, but Jenny takes it too far.

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sarah, I think you missed the point.  He got a quicky divorce (is that "Catholic") and left his wife with three kids so that he could marry J-Lo and be her 3rd husband.  Sorry, not a good example.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's not like many others in the news recently who are "staunch catholics" haven't had some, less than happy news to reveal to us. *cough*....priests....*cough*

So layoff J-Lo. And yes, it is sad that this is what we're reduced to discussing.

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Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
...I've removed the beginning of this comment due to its bitchiness--sorry!

But back on topic..dharma--I don't know that it's really about all the men she's been with (I'm sure there are others who have been with more that we don't mind)--it's the fact that she's chomping at the bit to marry all of them. It's the serial marriage syndrome that has caught our attention, rather than the serial sex--serial sex is a dime a dozen in Hollywood!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's the serial marriage syndrome that has caught our attention, rather than the serial sex--serial sex is a dime a dozen in Hollywood!


Yes, why is it that she feels she has to marry everyone she dates?  Is she that insecure that she has to be with someone in order to feel validated or worth something?


Or could it be that she's into the attention?  I mean, a girls wedding day is supposed to be all about her, everyone should be focused on her...perhaps she's looking more at the wedding than at the marriage.  She could just be attention hungry....but there's better ways of getting it than multiple marriages, surely?


I just think she's self-absorbed.  Her and Victoria Beckham would probably do well together.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think "self-absorbed, attention seeker" just about sums it up.

I think a Posh/JLo duo would be hysterical. It would be sweet justice for them to have to "work" together--they'll get to see what putting up with a diva is really like.'
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think a Posh/JLo duo would be hysterical.

They'd have a contest to see who's entourage was the biggest or who looked in the mirror more times...there could be an award for 'Best Tantrum'.

The thing is, if either of them really had any talent they'd be entitled to the 'diva' moniker.  As it is, Posh is married to Becks and Jenny...well, she just has a big arse and is a serial marrier.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
aside - I really liked Jennifer Lopez in Selena- the true story of the Latin singer who was killed. But that was pre-everything J-Lo related.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
oops - If she's pregnant - is she going to name her child after a fruit too or move on to Vegetables?
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Aubergine Anthony.....Lettuce Lopez........oooh, how about Turnip or Swede (Rutabaga for the Americans)?

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
*so that's what rutabaga is - always wondered*

Oh they are so bad - particularly the one that means Eggplant although if she is pregnant it is currently an egg-plant-ed
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

although if she is pregnant it is currently an egg-plant-ed

ROFL..hahahah!!!!

I only found out about rutabaga last year.  I wanted to make Haggis, tatties and neeps for Burns' night...and was asking about using swede instead of turnip.  I still have the haggis in the freezer..I really should cook it sometime soon...perhaps I'll have haggis for my birthday dinner.  That's another one Froggy would turn his nose up at...haggis. 

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wonder who she'll marry next year?
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

I read a quote from 'People' magazine (don't laugh, it's good bathroom material - and no, not for wiping with either) that quoted a friend as saying: "They're definitely going to get married." (pause)  "unless they break up before then".


That just about sums her whole relationship ideal up, I think.  Marry 'em before it goes sour.

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

I wonder who she'll marry next year?


Let's see...who hasn't she done yet...


Ok, I'm drawing a blank.  A little help, someone?