Out of Order!
Sorry Marge - This is China Town!
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Out of order? your out of order... the whole frieken systems outa order, coz when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friends face!!! sorry Marge this is china town!
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he (or she) examines you.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts
BAM!!!
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he (or she) examines you.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts
BAM!!!
