Why I Hate The Sun

Seems like its about time for another list.

1.Because its the fucking sun.
2.Because its bright.
3.It hurts my eyes.
4.Its hot.
5.I have pale skin - Lets keep it that way.
6.The dark is so much cooler.
7.The hottest temp I ever worked in was 115 degrees. why... because of the fucking sun.
8.Because 55% of Americans dont know that it is a star, okay so this isnt a reason but damn it people how could you not know this?

Thomas
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Reply #1 Top
Haha, I used to hate the sun to, when I was at school, I used to hide because I hated it so much, more down to sneezing loads though! I love it now though, but only because I can go out and do stuff opposed to when it's raining. I wouldn't just sit in it though, would irritate the heck outta me!
Reply #2 Top
Thomas ..you know that soon you are gonna have a tan on that white ass of yours

But for now ..I love that you are a vampire.

Jess x

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The sun is a star?????? When did this happen? I didn't get the memo.

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From the desk of God






From Now On The Heavenly Body That Thy Small Creatures That Are My Children, Shall And For Ever Be Called The Sun.



Sincerely,

God
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Theres the memo... see so now you cant say you didnt know.

Thomas
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""""But for now ..I love that you are a vampire.""""

Me too.

Trinitie
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Question... are you my groupie Trin?
Just curious here... Jessica and I were talking about it the other day... just wondering
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Yes, yes I am.

Trinitie
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So ummm does that mean you will do my laundry without stealing any of my like boxers or anything?
Reply #10 Top
ummmm, no

Trinitie
Reply #11 Top
then your not a true groupie you banished from groupiedom for a day so you have time to think about what you said!
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Am I back?

Trinitie
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Am I back?

Trinitie
Reply #14 Top
The dark is the best place to be. There are a lot more opportunities to create mischief.