God to My Children
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For the record, and I don't even know whose record that would be, I'm Jewish, but about as unreligious as you can get.
When Jennifer and I got pre-marriage counseling, I was honest with the rabbi and told him that I wasn't familiar with religious practice. Naturally, he started talking about how I could lead our (future, not yet!) children in personal prayer.
Man, the only thing I'm going to teach my children to worship is a golden statue of myself.
Adam
When Jennifer and I got pre-marriage counseling, I was honest with the rabbi and told him that I wasn't familiar with religious practice. Naturally, he started talking about how I could lead our (future, not yet!) children in personal prayer.
Man, the only thing I'm going to teach my children to worship is a golden statue of myself.
Adam