mail order grooms ... the ultimate equality ?

http://www.loserturdmafia.com/
from JoeUser Forums
tired of lying awake at night dreaming of your perfect man, ladies ?

dream no more.

go on ahead and view the stunning specimens on display at the worlds' first mail order husband site.

just pick one of the array of ah, interesting fellows on offer, make your selection, and propose.

couldn't be simpler, right ?.

off you go, then, chicks: Link

;) mig XX



ps: thanks to mikimouse for posting the link (about silly websites) that lead me to this hilarious site. mig XX
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
LMAO Mig ..You always make my day !!

My sister met her man online ( not a dating service ) They have one child and another due soon.

She can't wait for them to get old enough to ask ..where she met Daddy ...so she can reply ..Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days

Jess
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
jeez....theyve added new ones since i last saw that.

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was pretty damn weird and unwholesome.


indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)

Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days


it's true, jess. you can buy anything on e-bay. virgins ... husbands ... lol

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)


oh, i agree, kingbee. i liked him too. something about those psychotic eyes *shudder*

mig XX
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)


lol, well, dunno, at the current rate I might end up on that page yet Yeah, doing better now, nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want! Such a tough decision, hehe!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

ROFLMAO....


Clyde looking for his Bonnie....hahahaha!!! 


Those are some prize catches, aren't they?!  Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks


congrats on returning to your private version of normality, macky. welcome back

There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want!


Those are some prize catches, aren't they?! Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!


dharma and sally, those fellows ARE pretty, ahem, special, aren't they ? ... good thing i'm married or that psychotic looking one who wants a wife that can cook and "manage large animals" would be SO mine !!!!

mig XX
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!

I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass.

BAM!!!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass


YOU !. again. advertising your stud services in my blog. haven't i told you before, little boy ?.

i'll find you another site. something like manbeef.com ... i heard that exits ... more suited to your type of services, pet, maybe, hmmm ?

you SO asked for that, muggy.

*smooch*

mig XX
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!

BAM!!!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!


... like taking candy from a baby, hey muggy ? ... or should that be giving candy to a baby ?

mig XX
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh Jeez...... After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFLMAO....


I'll second that one!

After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...

and I'm glad I'm not--if that was what I had to choose from.....*shudders*....ughhh
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehehe... I thought you had my back-up plan all set up for me, Mig. Damn... looks like I'm gonna be single forever!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh Jeez...... After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore


quite right silky !. they are indeed a fine bunch of specimens, aren't they ?



and I'm glad I'm not--if that was what I had to choose from.....*shudders*....ughhh


oh, ladycleve, weren't they just adorable ?. yes, they made me too look at my husband in a new appreciative light !


hehehe... I thought you had my back-up plan all set up for me, Mig. Damn... looks like I'm gonna be single forever


oh nic, if those are the choices, don't just stay single, run !!!!. and you won't be single forever nic. you just don't have the free time to get out there and show the world what a lovely woman you are. but you're doing a very important job right now with your daughter, and the men of the world will just have to wait to have the pleasure of your company. (it'll be worth it).


vanessa/mig XX