100 Things That Capt. Cornbread Wants To Do Before He Dies
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1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night
2- win a tournament in some card game
3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear
4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on
5- jump out of a plane
6- jump out of a moving plane
7- jump out of a falling plane
8- shoot a bird at a window
9- bust myths like the myth busters
10- win less than a dollar from the lottery
11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine
12- go into outer space
13- eat a squirrel
14- give a spuirrel, CPR
15- go a day without making my French teacher mad
16- go a day without getting mad at my French teacher
17- go to prom with a prep (just for grins and giggles)
18- lick a spark plug
19- raise silk worms so I can grow my own shirts
20- teach a llama to say the ABC’s
21- learn how to teach a llama the ABC’s
22- prove to my friends that I’m out of it on purpose
23- be proven wrong by a block of cheese
24- go to school with a skirt on
25- go to school with a bra on
26- learn how girls can change their shirts without taking the first shirt off (I just can't do it!)
27- milk a rock
28- drink the milk out of a paper bag
29- hit someone with a wet noodle
30- be hit by a wet noodle
31- eat more than my dad and uncle combined
32- stop making fun of other people’s articles
33- move my blog site up the rankings, close to what my joeuser ranking is
34- not wear something uncomfortable to church on Easter day
35- figure out how long it takes the average person to come up with one of these lists
36- make my Social Studies teacher look dumb (instead of the opposite happening AGAIN!!!)
37- delete that last idea
38- shave all the hair off of my body
39- if I get married, convince my wife to shave all the hair off her body
40- figure out a way to drink milk without having to drink it all at once
41- get into Guinness for doing something stupid
42- get into Guinness for doing something cool
43- get into Guinness just to say I was in it
44- find the person with the longest fingernails and file them to the nub
45- use the ‘sawdust’ to give someone an asthma attack
46- find a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to commit
47- find a girlfriend that is willing to learn to not fear it
48- push my older sister, Steph, out of a plane
49- push my older sister, Steph, out of a moving plane
50- push my older sister, Steph, out of a falling plane
51- write a list of 100 things I want to do before I die
52- include wanting to write the list in my list
53- bite an elephant
54- chase the thing chasing me in my nightmares
55- push the thing that keeps pushing me off of stuff in my nightmares
56- learn the names of all the voices in my head
57- give them all nicknames
58- become the voice inside of the loud voice inside my head
59- eat a hotdog that has the good parts of an animal
60- “ bologna “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “
61- become a professional elbow dropper (inside joke, I’m sorry)
62- put postage stamps on outgoing e-mail
63- have an ‘ism’ named after me
64- say cheese over one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
65- count off each second as I’m saying cheese one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
I’ll come up with 66-100 later. My head hurts right now, and so does my splean (spelling?)!!! Don't worry though, I'll get back to you guys.
Capt. Over and out!
2- win a tournament in some card game
3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear
4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on
5- jump out of a plane
6- jump out of a moving plane
7- jump out of a falling plane
8- shoot a bird at a window
9- bust myths like the myth busters
10- win less than a dollar from the lottery
11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine
12- go into outer space
13- eat a squirrel
14- give a spuirrel, CPR
15- go a day without making my French teacher mad
16- go a day without getting mad at my French teacher
17- go to prom with a prep (just for grins and giggles)
18- lick a spark plug
19- raise silk worms so I can grow my own shirts
20- teach a llama to say the ABC’s
21- learn how to teach a llama the ABC’s
22- prove to my friends that I’m out of it on purpose
23- be proven wrong by a block of cheese
24- go to school with a skirt on
25- go to school with a bra on
26- learn how girls can change their shirts without taking the first shirt off (I just can't do it!)
27- milk a rock
28- drink the milk out of a paper bag
29- hit someone with a wet noodle
30- be hit by a wet noodle
31- eat more than my dad and uncle combined
32- stop making fun of other people’s articles
33- move my blog site up the rankings, close to what my joeuser ranking is
34- not wear something uncomfortable to church on Easter day
35- figure out how long it takes the average person to come up with one of these lists
36- make my Social Studies teacher look dumb (instead of the opposite happening AGAIN!!!)
37- delete that last idea
38- shave all the hair off of my body
39- if I get married, convince my wife to shave all the hair off her body
40- figure out a way to drink milk without having to drink it all at once
41- get into Guinness for doing something stupid
42- get into Guinness for doing something cool
43- get into Guinness just to say I was in it
44- find the person with the longest fingernails and file them to the nub
45- use the ‘sawdust’ to give someone an asthma attack
46- find a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to commit
47- find a girlfriend that is willing to learn to not fear it
48- push my older sister, Steph, out of a plane
49- push my older sister, Steph, out of a moving plane
50- push my older sister, Steph, out of a falling plane
51- write a list of 100 things I want to do before I die
52- include wanting to write the list in my list
53- bite an elephant
54- chase the thing chasing me in my nightmares
55- push the thing that keeps pushing me off of stuff in my nightmares
56- learn the names of all the voices in my head
57- give them all nicknames
58- become the voice inside of the loud voice inside my head
59- eat a hotdog that has the good parts of an animal
60- “ bologna “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “
61- become a professional elbow dropper (inside joke, I’m sorry)
62- put postage stamps on outgoing e-mail
63- have an ‘ism’ named after me
64- say cheese over one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
65- count off each second as I’m saying cheese one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
I’ll come up with 66-100 later. My head hurts right now, and so does my splean (spelling?)!!! Don't worry though, I'll get back to you guys.
Capt. Over and out!
. Can't wait to see the rest of the list~it would take me all night to come up with my own. So don't worry~I ain't even gonna try it! 
I also like to get to class late and blame it on the road conditions. She believes me of course and then someone tells her and she starts on another 40 minute story. Almost everyday, me or one of my friends gets something taken away from us. I have had sunglasses, money, dice, cards, flashlights, all kinds of things taken from me. Then everyday in lunch a couple of girls in my class fix up a "snack" for her to eat. Usually it consists of different parts of our lunch. I can't go into detail on what exactly has been mixed for safety reasons, but let me just say I wouldn't even eat it and I'm a 30 second rule, person and I'll eat something that's been in someone else's mouth. 
Not really, they're probably better. lol. Yeah what about the thing that carebears do with their bellys?? Never Heard of that one. You'll have to explain that to me sometime. Ummmm...so what's up with you and carebears now??? Are you going to become obssesed with them like me now?? 
lol j/k. Oh yeah and the llama breeding thingy. That was my idea!!! I also thought that you didn't like bananas so why would you eat it. lol.