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100 plus things that i wanna do before I die.

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100 plus things that i wanna do before I die.

Just something for fun!

from JoeUser Forums
Me and a couple of my friends at school decided it would be funny to make up a list of humorus things that we could try to do before we die. So far I have come up with 125 things to do. It might not seem as funny to some of you on here because you might not understand some of the things like the way me and my friends do. I know at least one reader on here should understand just because of the fact that we're best friends.(Capt. Cornbread) So here it goes.............

1. Go snipe hunting
2. Go to a Chinese restraunt and order mexican food.
3. lose some weight
4. don't gain any of that weight back
5. throw up on somebodies lunch that I don't really get along with
6. actually graduate high school
7. Become a veteranarian
8. punch Skyler Baldwin in the face.
9. go to a local walmart and spend the night.
10. back up into a red car at fall homecomming just like Capt. Cornbread did.
11. get a speeding ticket just like Capt. for going 26miles over the speed limit.
12.Set my principal Mr. Saxton on fire.
13.-16. were made up by my friend andy pargeon.
13. get a tattoo
14. spontainiously lick somebody
15. suck a duck
16. smack someone's hiney that I don't know
17. Turn Michael Jackson black(sorry all you mj fans)
18. Kiss a certain someones that i won't mention.
19. Touch Usher's body!
20. kiss Usher!
21. Go to Austrailia
22. Ride a llama to school
23. Take the llama on my school bus.
24. Enroll the llama in school
25. Raise llamas and goats on my own ranch.
26. Get in a fight with my principal
27. Roll my principal's house
28. Throw a filpflop at my principal
29. Make my principal choke on a noodle!
30. Set up a llama petting zoo infront of my school.
31.Kill Barney the purple dinosaur!~Sorry Shaun!
32. Go skinny dipping
33. Some how make it so that the loud mouth of my school can no longer talk.
34. laugh my rear off after # 33 happens
35. Throw a party after #'s 33 and 34 happen
36. Go to a different church to see what a different religion is like.
37. Take a grill that they sell at Walmart and have a cook out before buying it.
38. Call a bunches of ppl to come to the cookout.
39. Wear a bra on the outside of my clothes.
40. Wear blue instead of green on St. Patty's day and see how many times I get pinched just because Capt. Cornbread told me that blue was the official color not green.
41. Try to see how long I can go with out saying ne thing bad.
42. Eat some worms.
43. Put a condom on somebody's car antenna.
44. Be on amer. idol and sing the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song!
45. do the same but sing the Rubber Ducky Song!
46. Make a song dedicated to the llamas
47. become the #1 blogger on here!~yeah right, I'd have to beat Brad Wardell's 34,000 and some points. lol.
48. get ranked higher that my good old buddy Capt.
49. get Shane....oops...I mean shaun.lol.....to not say anything nasty for one whole day.
50. Stuff my friend Devin in a locker.
51. Stuff my principal in a locker.
52. Beat the living daylights out of my "big brother" Ryan.
53. Convince my friend Alex Hoffman that he is the meanest guy in the world. lol.
54. Have one big beasty family. most of you won't get this one

ok im gonna stop here for so you don't have to read so many. I'll post the other half next time. Hope you all found them funny. lol. Untill next time.......

~carebear~
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah they were both good, but mine was better. j/k

Capt. over and out!
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah right! you know mine was definatly better than yours. Duh! lol j/k. They were both good! They made every one get a good chuckle and maybe even made them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. huh? Well i doubt the warm n fuzzy thing, but i just thought that would be cute! lol

~carebear~
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
i just thought that would be cute


I bet you thought the same thing about your name. You know I'm better than you, just like how I'm better than you at tetherball and soccer.

Are you trying to be like Mad? You keep saying stuff that he would say, dudette.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt....you're not better at tetherball...just really, really, really....really violent....and, well I guess that could make you better...just don't play with the children...
Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top
Ok, haven't been to this one in a while but, you'll have that. yes, he is really really violent!!! .

I bet you thought the same thing about your name. You know I'm better than you, just like how I'm better than you at tetherball and soccer.



Ummmm.....you better than me at soccer?? huh?? Whoa! Who's the one that got more playing time than the big bad junior? huh? Even when you weren't injured!! so ha! Ok, i'll admit your a little better than me at tetherball, but definatly not soccer.


Are you trying to be like Mad? You keep saying stuff that he would say, dudette.


Yes, i am. Very much so! He's my idol!! .

~carebear~
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
You're crazy! I was one of the top 5 runners last year until I got hurt and my size gets me playing. I started during the pre-season games and I stayed in for longer, once, than you did the whole game. Don't start with me on that one. You know you're wrong there. Ask anyone on the team. They'll back me up.

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ Who never ran all the way around the "mile" we ran during practice? It wasn't me. I was usually the 4th or 5th person there so I could get some water.
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
You're crazy!


Ok, so maybe I am. But you were better at the end of the season. But who's the one who decided to sit up in the stands with their girlfriend and not play when they really could have? Humm....I wonder who that was?! I just can't quite remember, maybe you could help me out with that one.

I was one of the top 5 runners last year until I got hurt and my size gets me playing.


Lets see...umm.....if you remember, which you probably don't............I myslef was also injured bad enough that I could've sat out, but by choice I got back in and played. And because I did that, now everytime I run or play a sport my knee gets a really sharp pain that doesn't go away until morning.

Ask anyone on the team. They'll back me up.


Yeah I know they will, but only because I was the "stupid freshman". And the fact that I'm a girl. But trust me I got my people to back me up as well. The only part is, is that you don't know it. hehe.

Who never ran all the way around the "mile" we ran during practice? It wasn't me. I was usually the 4th or 5th person there so I could get some water.


Ummmm....no, I actually did finish it. Where were you at? towards the middle of the season I was in the top ten to finish. So don't give me none of this, who didn't finish crap.

~carebear~

Ps: Who was the one that sometimes didn't go to ellen when they should've and instead stayed with me and jessica after school??
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Alright, from the sounds of things you don't know how it really was last year for me. I prepared for soccer like crazy. I could run with any of the guys on the team at the beginning, but when you have tendonitus (sp?) you really can't do much, if it's in both legs and you are already lacking cartilige in your knee. I seriously couldn't walk on it during most of the season, and my doctor wouldn't LET me play at the end of the season. At least I still made it to everygame (which I didn't need to do). Having a girlfriend to hang out with is just a plus.

I'm sorry but you can not TRUTHFULLY say you were better than me at soccer just because you could play last year and I could NOT play without getting ripped for it later.

Oh, and half the time, after you two left, I went over to see Elan and she wasn't even ready for me yet, so don't think I just didn't go. I usually didn't need to be there until you left to go whereever you went after school.

I did everything I could to get back into the game last year, but I really did have a problem that I couldn't fix in time. So maybe you should think twice before saying you're better than the crippled kid.

And yes, before I was hurt I was one of the starters on the team, and I played more than most of the guys on the team. Wether you realize it or not isn't my problem.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm sorry but you can not TRUTHFULLY say you were better than me at soccer just because you could play last year and I could NOT play without getting ripped for it later


You know when I said that I was better than you, maybe, just maybe i was being sarcastic.
Oh, and half the time, after you two left, I went over to see Elan and she wasn't even ready for me yet, so don't think I just didn't go. I usually didn't need to be there until you left to go whereever you went after school.


Well why didn't ever say anything? duh. lol.


I did everything I could to get back into the game last year, but I really did have a problem that I couldn't fix in time. So maybe you should think twice before saying you're better than the crippled kid.


Again, sarcasm. Gosh don't you people know what it is.
And yes, before I was hurt I was one of the starters on the team, and I played more than most of the guys on the team. Wether you realize it or not isn't my problem.


And once again, I say SARCASM!!!! Jeez, has it really been that long since I've used it? Normally you can tell when I'm being sarcastic.

~carebear~

Ps~ I know that you're better than me. I'm just trying to have a little fun by arguing. (incase you don't know, that's one of my specialties.) You don't have to keep telling me that you are better, because I know this already. You'll always be better than me. So next time don't take me all that serious. ok? lol.
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
9. go to a local walmart and spend the night.


This one's funny, because when I worked at walmart, we had a homeless lady come in and spend the night in the tire and lube express waiting area. She even made herself coffee in the morning.
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's not fair. I want a homeless women staying where I work, so she can help me clean up the dirt piles!

Capt. over and out!
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah and if you did happen to have a homeless woman staying where you worked would you actually pay her or give her something to eat if she did help you clean up dirt piles?

~carebear~
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