Just for the Male Chauvinist

New Remote

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Someone sent me this in an email and it's so good I wanted to share it.

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
No long meaningful talk button !?

(I never knew JVC was into this type of business )
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Rude. But funny.
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Rude. But funny.


I think the title is warning enough.


Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".


That's what I figured too.
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
hey can i have one?
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'll take one! For most guys though, the top-center three buttons will get worn out pretty quick. Better order me replacement buttons too.
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Where's the 'give me chocolate' button?
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Lantic your the best I will take a dozen i can hand them out for x-mas gifts to all guy's i know
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
A man who marries well doesn't need one, and yeah, I'm bragging.

....and even if my wife wasn't the greatest, I still wouldn't want one. The buttons would confuse me and I'd end up pressing clean when I wanted 'remove clothes'
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Like the women would even let you have control of the remote - dream on.
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Guess I'll have to create one for women then.

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Hehe...

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I figured there'd be a little "hitting below the belt" before the days over.......
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
The 'mute' button should be a bit larger or it might get worn out...
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Where's the more button?
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
On mine it's just above the What Again? button.
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?


Below it and to the right of the " stop snoring button "
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".


Probably "whingeing" misspelled...

Verb: whinge (whingeing, also whinging) winj
1. Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner


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Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner


that button should be huge and red with a little note that say "please press me"

...ok, just kidding
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?


Very good, Sylva, very good indeed. However, my wife has recently been complaining that it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

Seriously, though, if I had a remote for my wife, it'd only have one button....pick winning lotto numbers.
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I found the male version. This idea must have been around for a while

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
  @ Aufisch
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I found the female version. This idea must have been around for a while


An ego off button - now that i'd pay for.
Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I don't know. that remote looks like it was made for the whiny, clingy type of woman just after a little bit of the newness of a relationship starts to fade. Boring!

Need to update it for those of us who realize that the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while.