Aussie Love Poem!!!

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from JoeUser Forums
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top-knotch bird
And when I say your gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I am ready,
there's something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No Sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just give into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
as I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the Footy's on!
And get me another Beer!


BAM!!!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had a substitute who has taught in many other countries today, one of them being Australia. I think I got on his nerves a little cuz I wouldn't shut up about it. I wanted to absorb all I could. :) He called Australian men rash and said I'd be smart to stay away from them. It made me laugh..........I told him I know an Australian or two, and he said "from where?" and I said, "nevermind"....

:( I'm a closet blogger. hehe

Trinitie
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh, now if only I could hear you saying that with an Aussie accent. *swoon*

Sarah
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
ah, yes. trust me chicks, you haven't known bone-melting lust until you've seen an aussie male with his beer and "sport on the telly" ... it's sooooo sexy that the expression: "gettus a beer, luv" officially qualifies as foreplay in australia ;)