Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Ark. Man Pleads Guilty to Cross-Burning"--headline, Associated Press, April 24

Noah's been hitting the wine again.

"Democrats Say Lieberman Too Close to Bush"--headline, Associated Press, April 24

So was Moses, but his was Burning.

"County Considers Trash Fine"--headline, Danville (Va.) Register & Bee, April 20

Should we donate ours to that county?

"SEIU President Supports Striking Janitors"--headline, Associated Press, April 22

That will teach them to leave water on the floor.

"Riley: Mom's Passing Won't Affect Playoffs"--headline, Associated Press, April 22

I guess he can bench her.

"Clintons Hang in the Smithsonian Gallery"--headline, NewsMax.com, April 24

I did not know perjury was a Capital crime.

"Bill Would Alert Neighbors of Sex Offender Group Homes"--headline, Associated Press, April 21

Is that the one in Chapaqua?

"Lawmaker Bought Farm With CEO Who Gained From Appropriations"--headline, The Wall Street Journal (link for subscribers), April 25

What corporate Jet crashed?

"North Pole Unnerved by Alleged Plot to Kill Students"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 25

That is why he has a naughty list.

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Especially the two first ones, hehe! Oh make it the three first ones!

They should read their titles before posting their newspapers, i cant believe you find dozens of this each day, lol!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ha ha ha ha! Your funny headlines article is always a fun read. Love 'em!

Thanks for surfing through the refuse of internet "news" to bring us this fun.
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Reply By: MasonM

may your drive be less tedious with a laught to guide you!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

They should read their titles before posting their newspapers, i cant believe you find dozens of this each day, lol!

Well, not each day.  But 2-3 times a week!  After all they are just editors.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ha ha ha ha! Your funny headlines article is always a fun read. Love 'em!

The only problem is I miss so many!  But glad you liked it.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
THe best comedy writers wouldn't make this stuff up. Keep up the good work Guy
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
There are some real good ones in this bunch.

---"Democrats Say Lieberman Too Close to Bush"---

Have you ever seen Lieberman? I'm betting he hasn't been close to bush in years.
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Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

THe best comedy writers wouldn't make this stuff up. Keep up the good work Guy

But the straightmen manage to do it very well.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Have you ever seen Lieberman? I'm betting he hasn't been close to bush in years.

Ouch!  Remind me not to get in a dissing contest with you.

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Reply By: dynamaso

Hope your day is not too hectic!  Glad I could start it with a laugh.

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